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Raging Seagull 

A sexual maneuver that is performed by getting on a Ferris wheel, waiting till your at the top and masturbating onto the cart below if they're open casket type. As the jizz hits their shoulder, you caw like a madman and cry out "BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL!!"
"CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW"
"What the fu-"
"BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL."
"I'll Fucking kill you!"
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cocky seagull 

Any northern species,usually caught in Florida, trying to imitate and live up to its Floridian counterparts. Markings closely resemble strong connection between bird and mammal species - spike in hair aimed at a 90 degree towards the back of the head. Lobster tanning also found in 9 out of 10 of specimens.
Bob - "Was that a cocky seagull I saw profiling in the white regal?
Tom - " Sure was Bob, he must have forgot his L.A. Looks at home."
cocky seagull by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

Bald Seagulls 

The best intramural squad on the University of Akron's Campus. Competing in primarily basketball and flag football.
"Oh great we have to play the Bald Seagulls in the first round"
Bald Seagulls by Big_Mike21 September 14, 2011

Flying Seagull 

A sexual act involving two beds. The girl lays on one bed with no pants on and the guy jumps on the other bed with a boner and just had to aim and commit.
He ended up in the hospital because he and his girl were attempting the flying seagull
Flying Seagull by Arianna_lillie February 19, 2015

Sandy Seagull 

A sexual act performed while engaging in intercourse on the beach. The male removes his penis, dips it into the sand, and then holds on tight as he reinserts making the female squawk and flap around like a seagul
During senior week I gave this slut a sandy seagull. She married my brother. It makes family reunions awkward.
Sandy Seagull by Hemmerly December 13, 2006

Flock of seagulls

80s new wave band from UK

also, a minor character in Pulp Fiction movie, nicknamed "flock of seagulls" due to sweeping funny haircut , resembling the band's frontman Mike Score
You. Flock of Seagulls. You know why we're here?
Flock of seagulls by dildo777 October 14, 2022
Any person that eats free leftover scraps of food no matter how disgusting it is.
Those cookies have been sitting in the muster room since yesterday, but that’s no problem for Matt B, he’s a fucking seagull.
Seagull by FormerCarGuy September 27, 2018