National Give Money to Vito(s) day

This day is celebrated by giving a person named Vito ALL your money. It is celebrated at November 11th.

Cool man Y- It's National Give Money to Vito(s) day! Go get Vito some money!
Cool man X - Ok!

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Valentine's Day

Otherwise known as
SINGLES AWARENESS DAY

hey valentine's day is comin' up.
"Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....

by RetfirDMX March 4, 2008

valentine's day

A "holiday" that only applies to people already in a relationship. For everyone else, it's just a regular day

Happy fucking Valentine's Day

by katie was here August 23, 2007

valentine's day

A holiday that is celebrated in sterotypical ways (like all the other holidays x.x) that can make a person (even if they DO have a partner or are in love) extremely depressed
2. for a lucky few, a time for uncontrollable love and romance only to end in stds and death

Valentine's Day would be cool if some fuckers hadn't decided to turn it into a marketing scheme.

by Virgin Mary January 31, 2004

Motherfucker's Day

The day after Mother's Day, dedicated to all motherfuckers everywhere.

I gave my next door neighbor flowers for Motherfucker's Day. I told him "you may not be a woman but you sure are a mother".

by Quaoar May 17, 2006

Muscle Man's day

On December the 11th, every person should tell "my mom" jokes

Person 1: I'm gonna participate in Muscle Man's day this year
Person 2: you know who else will participate in Muscle Man's day? MY MOM

by Mitch Sorenstein December 10, 2020

St. Breton's Day

Day to celebrate St. Breton, the Patron Saint of Dingies, Fritted Conch and Eclipsed Vision. Observed in the Caribbean Islands, most notably Grand Bahama.

Toast
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A Eclipse beer – and another one!

Happy St Breton - If you’re enough lucky to be Caper, you’re lucky enough!

Greener's Cliffs and a Cold Eclipse - Cheers!

St. Breton's Day saying
Eclipsed sight makes a merry fight.

g’way b’ye the dingies cry,
smell the sea, and feel the sky
let your soul & spirit fly, into the eclipse..

Food Traditions
Eclipse Battered Conch Fritters in Caper sauce. (Creamy Lemon and Capers)

Happy St. Breton's Day! Let's drink.

by JayDee Salinger January 19, 2015