by eduk8r May 07, 2009
a man who masturbates.
by Charles Pedskalny October 27, 2007
A slang term used to describe something that is bad, useless, rubbish or unworkable. Also means someone who is disadvantaged in every way shape and form
by Superscots September 06, 2011
A verb meaning to share some service that both is not meant to be shared, and causes no loss for any 'scoting' party in its sharing.
One needs an intimate knowledge of physics and engineering for more than three persons to scot a small locker at yer local aquatic centre.
by Barry Dubya May 24, 2005
Scotting (noun) pronounced 'Raal-lyph'; mammal of non-aquatic variety; old Scottish word meaning Scottish dude; verb: 'To Scott', as in 'to spew with great velocity within a vehicle';
see Dec 10', Florida, Tampa, Valrico 7-11; used in a sentence, "Dude! Don't 'Scott'! Put your head out the window!", or "No Scotting in the rental!"; easily identified by call, "Sure! I'll have another!"
by bobc511 July 22, 2011
Perhaps the dourest and most melancholy race on earth, Scots overcompensate for the third-world poverty and obscene ignorance of their dreary, dark, damp and miserable psudo-nation by posting a flood of self-congratulatory and false definitions of their god-forsaken race of troglodytes on a humorous online dictionary.
Those filthy, stinking Scots cowering in the gutter seem fearful the English will invade their country and inflict countless crushing military defeats. Again.
by Edward Longshanks June 17, 2008
An incredibly clever person usually from Scottish origin or heritage. Usually dark haired and extremely good looking. Often plays tricks on those whom are not as cunny, do not have dark hair, or a just plain grenades.
by hummaluvr July 28, 2010