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Perhaps the dourest and most melancholy race on earth, Scots overcompensate for the third-world poverty and obscene ignorance of their dreary, dark, damp and miserable psudo-nation by posting a flood of self-congratulatory and false definitions of their god-forsaken race of troglodytes on a humorous online dictionary.
Those filthy, stinking Scots cowering in the gutter seem fearful the English will invade their country and inflict countless crushing military defeats. Again.
by Edward Longshanks June 17, 2008