ass scalding diarehea

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005

scald

to burn severely, especially by hot liquid

the baby was scalded by the hot water.

by grizzlymaster March 7, 2009

Spaldy

Adjective, Use to describe modified cars that are done really badly. Usually on tiny cars, small engines, big stereos. Usually Micra's or Punto's.

Can also be tagged onto badly accessorised people.

Jesus look at the state of that car! It's spaldy! Dopey Bastard!

by Adam Fogarty August 16, 2006

SBLD

SBLD Stands for Short Body Long Dick. Basically a dude that is short but has a huuuge hammer on him. The biggest. Usually fucks anyone he looks at. Kill count is almost always above 100.

Holy shit! That guy has a SBLD! Such a huuuuuuuge hammer on the lad. I bet he fucks so many broads. Jealous bro...

by SBLD-enthusiast November 26, 2018

Scald

Nickname for a cup of Tea

I'd murder a cup of scald

by toasted chestnuts March 25, 2009

salding

it's like malding, when you're both sad and balding.

when my girlfriend broke up with me i was salding
my parents told me i was adopted and i started salding

by Lost Asian December 8, 2019

Saldy

Pissed off or upset or not happy

Joe was saldy that he was born a funny lookin fat kid that likes to eat 24/7/

Eric was very saldy after Michael tore his ass up!

by Mini Horse December 28, 2009