Sap

Enjoys his fair share of sausage, and is well equipped to operate a microwave, often using both in conjunction

Sap carefully removed the radioactive sausage from the appliance, as to not alert anyone of his dumbfuckery

Sap by oldladypunter September 3, 2020

sap

smoke a pile. to smoke some weed

"Yo, wanna sap after school?"
"sure, you got pitch?"

sap by walking pylon January 6, 2011

Sap

Another way to call someone a pussy, idiot, stupid, or a retard.

Man: You are such a sap dude.

Sap by _____,___ April 23, 2020

sap

Originally a person who is a wuss when it comes to rain, however it now refers to all people who are wusses

Man Buck is such a sap, it's barely raining and hes wearing a goddamn Gordon the Fisherman Jacket.

sap by repoclause July 31, 2008

sap

acronym for Smile At Phone.

You read a funny or nice message on your phone and its not quite an "lol" but you are actually smiling and definitely feel stupid

can also be "sap-ing" in which u cant stop smiling

In lecture i got a message on my phone from a friend and it made me sap.
OR
i'm sap-ing right now because that text was soo funny!

sap by pateypatterson February 22, 2011

SAP

Swoop and Poop

When your boss, who normally stays out of the actual work most of the time, decides to swoop in and poop all over the situation. Abbreviated: SAP

SAP by worke#1568 November 24, 2010