sammich

A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.

I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.

by Lady Csyde September 1, 2009

sammich

Idiotic way of saying 'sandwich'.

Sandwiches are good.

by Cory S September 12, 2004

sammich

What a fucktard refers to a meal consisting of two slices of bread and some meat.

What school of Ebonics did this ignorant idiot go to, he can't even say the word sandwich, it comes out sammich.

by blochow2001 October 4, 2006

sammich

Something women make for men when they are hungry

Man: im hungry make me a sammich
Women: yes dear

by Beardedrick May 24, 2010

sammich

An easier, cooler way to say/spell sandwich.

Grandma: Holy crackers! Bruce! You’re alive!

Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.

Grandma: What kind of sammich?

Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.

Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.

by Girl in chair.... February 8, 2007

sammich

1) Colloquial slang term for a sandwich, that is, a prepared food consisting of ingredients, such as meat, cheese, or vegetables, placed inbetween two slices of bread.

2) A sandwich specially made for a person named Sam.

3) A threesome involving at least one person named Sam.

Woman, go make me a sammich!

by Stephanie M. December 17, 2003

Sammich

A delicious feast between two slices of bread, most preferably made by a woman.

Woman! Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!

by mble May 13, 2010