Sammich

A word used when you've created a great sandwich. It's very rare to create such a sandwich because its ingredients are rare. Thus it must be deemed, "Sammich".

I just used some expensive left over ingredients to create the greatest sammich in the world! *mwah ha ha*

by Melodious6 July 3, 2018

sammich

1. Any form of the common sandwich that is made by someone else, thus elevating it to new amazing levels.

Hey floor, make me a sammich!!!

by Fisch December 14, 2006

Sammich

1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing

"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt

"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato

"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi

"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes

by DR. Ush April 27, 2010

sammiches

sandwich (plural)

by tawny September 23, 2003

Sammich

An extremely delicious sandwich prepared for a man by his woman, either waiting for him on the table when he gets home from work or delivered to him while he is relaxing on the couch.

I'ma have to choke a bitch if my sammich ain't ready when I get home.

Hey, why don't you take a break from blowing me for a minute and go make me a sammich, babe.

by AbomB320 August 2, 2010

sammich

A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.

I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.

by Lady Csyde September 1, 2009

sammich

Idiotic way of saying 'sandwich'.

Sandwiches are good.

by Cory S September 12, 2004