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ryan seacrest

A guy who takes it up the ass by Simon Cowell
I saw Ryan Seacrest sucking off Simon Cowell under the american idol judging table!
by Dumby August 4, 2007
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seacult

A large group of people, primarily mermaids who follow seapaint and the og jess sea . They can be found painting anything even blue waffles and have scales and are preoccupied withsex and the seagull. And the number 13
The #seacult really #painted hard for a #number13 #contest today.
by Summer sunshine😎 September 28, 2019
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Seaciety

Created by joining Seamen with Seapeople
Seamen + Seapeople = Seaciety
by Holiday916 July 6, 2007
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Ryan Seacrest

The most annoying and least likeable man on television.
Ryan Seacrest always refers to the audience as "America" which bugs me
by ceebs May 3, 2006
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Ryan Seacrest

A future contestant on a "Where are they now?" Survivor special who will be caught scheming with Paris and Nicole to vote off Justin.
by TheNcredibleEgg November 21, 2006
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Sagacious

A person who is extremely wise and intelligence in all things
Vincent is very sagacious.
by Nana_Sir April 19, 2018
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Flying Seacat

The one who created the world, and all its inhabitants. The Flying Seacat demands sacrifice in the from children, toes, and fishes, for the is the correct plural form of fish (proven by the Flying Seacat).

The Flying Seacat engages in enteral combat with the source of all evil, the Snakeray. Not only can these gods live under water, they can live on land and fly.

All who die go to a resting place of souls, Atlantis. The only difference between those who were bad and good in their resting place is those who did not please the Seacat will not have gills.
A part of the holy scripture

"And so the Flying Seacat looked down apon those it created. The Flying Seacat opened its mouth and let out a terrifying meow which shook the universe, causing black holes.

Those who worshiped the Flying Seacat on the planet Eeearth fell to their knees and looked above and cried out praises to the mighty being.

Then the voice of the Seacat was heard, it was terrifying and beautiful. 'Remember, I am always watching.'

And so the mighty creature created video cameras and began to tape humans."
by Makena, The Absolute November 25, 2009
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