Those little things that your Significant Other does that cause you UNTOLD GRIEF & STRESS!!! These particular behaviors can NOT be changed. Ever. Period.
Significant Other Sabotage (SOS) is when they can't remember to lock the car doors when they park in the driveway at home. Their garage-door opener is in the car console. Your motorcycles, that you don't have theft insurance on, are in the garage.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
by MotoCatfish December 12, 2008
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This is when I can't stand it because i know you planned it,
Im gonna set it straight this watergate
Im gonna set it straight this watergate
by Taylottheturtleinahalfshelton June 8, 2016
Get the Sabotage mug.The type of sex cheaters have. It's called sabotage sex because the whole time you are sabotaging the relationship you're already in by messing around with others.
Guy 1: Dude! I totally got laid by 4 different girls after I came home from the bar last night!
Guy 2: But aren't you already dating someone?
Guy 1: Well yeah...but who cares! 4 girls one night!
Guy 2: That's a bad case of sabotage sex you've got there buddy...
Guy 2: But aren't you already dating someone?
Guy 1: Well yeah...but who cares! 4 girls one night!
Guy 2: That's a bad case of sabotage sex you've got there buddy...
by AlexisGrunge March 11, 2011
Get the Sabotage Sex mug.A website that seems safe enough, but after about 30 seconds has an image pop up that is scary, amusing, or just plain retarded. Also called a screamer (1 and 4) these websites usually have low volume in the beginning or a message for you to turn your speakers up. This is because when the surprise comes it's usually accompanied by a loud noise, like a scream. Usually the page is initially a game or an optical illusion, something the viewer has to focus on for a while.
These websites are for scaring the shit out of and pissing off your friends. The classic one is "Ghost in a picture", where you're supposed to spot a ghost moving in a picture and an "Exorcist" type of face comes up and screams really loudly. There's another, tamer one, where it's supposed to be an optical illusion and then a cartoon man moons you.
These websites are for scaring the shit out of and pissing off your friends. The classic one is "Ghost in a picture", where you're supposed to spot a ghost moving in a picture and an "Exorcist" type of face comes up and screams really loudly. There's another, tamer one, where it's supposed to be an optical illusion and then a cartoon man moons you.
by shamille March 28, 2008
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by @jeffsabatage November 1, 2013
Get the sabatage mug.-a bro suffering from of Post-Traumatic-Breakup-Syndrome (PTBS) has opportunities for new trim, but he "sabotages" it either subconsciously or consciously because he can't get over his ex. Ironically, slam-pieces often throw themselves at a "self-saboteur." This could be from pity or because he's so fucked up over his ex that he is the ultimate challenge.
-when in large groups a self-saboteur can help all of his bros get their stingers in some honey, but in a pack of two . . . the girl he shoots down will end up cockblocking the other two.
-two phases of this terrible disease 1) denial stage- where the guy doesn't want to admit he's doing it and 2) acceptance stage- he's fully aware and begins to alter his attitude so he can stick his stinger in some honey.
-when in large groups a self-saboteur can help all of his bros get their stingers in some honey, but in a pack of two . . . the girl he shoots down will end up cockblocking the other two.
-two phases of this terrible disease 1) denial stage- where the guy doesn't want to admit he's doing it and 2) acceptance stage- he's fully aware and begins to alter his attitude so he can stick his stinger in some honey.
Anthony: Did you close on her last night? She was chasing your D.
Tyler: Nah, I got too drunk and started being a dick.
Anthony: Please don't tell me you pull a self-sabotage! Bro, that's just fucking sad! You need to get some new honey on that stinger!
Tyler: Nah, I got too drunk and started being a dick.
Anthony: Please don't tell me you pull a self-sabotage! Bro, that's just fucking sad! You need to get some new honey on that stinger!
by King of all that is Bro October 6, 2011
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