A.I.D.S

Alcohol-Induced-Drizzle-Shits. Caused buy drinking an excessive amount of Alcohol. Diarrhea is common and frequent leaving you dizzy, uncomfortable, and usually a tender butthole from wipping so much.

Doing those keg stands and chugging a couple four lokos has given me A.I.D.S all day and now I cant sit straight in class!

by Flcorjdab10 September 27, 2011

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A I D S

Anally Inserted Death Sentence

Two gay guys engage in anal sex; in the process they give each other A I D S

by Imma PIMP August 1, 2007

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L.I.D.S.

An anagram short for, "Little Irish Dick Syndrome". Common in most post-pubescent Irish Males. It has been estimated that nearly 94% of all Irish Males suffers from L.I.D.S. in a case study conducted by Massachusetts Institute of Technology (Rowe, et al, 1997). Famous L.I.D.S. patients include Tom Cruise, Bob Saget, Hilary Clinton, and Ron Weasley.

Girl 1: "I sure feel bad for Stephanie"
Girl 2: "Why is that?"
Girl 1: "Her boyfriend has just been diagnosed with a terminal case of L.I.D.S."
Girl 2: "Looks like her vibrator is going to be doing a lot of work in the future"

by jbhunter April 2, 2011

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a.i.d.s.

Alcohol Induced Diarrhea Syndrome. Often caused by a night out drinking which causes the next morning to be spent on the throne.

I got so wasted last night that I've had A.I.D.S. all morning.

by duk3dog January 11, 2008

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A.I.D.S.

Way back in the dark eighties, there was a band, M.O.D., which stood for Method of Destruction. They were the orig right wing hate band. On one of their albums, which may have been called Speak English or Die, they had a song called, A.I.D.S., which stood for Anally Inflicted Death Sentence.

The lyrics of M.O.D.'s A.I.D.S. go something like, "that's what you get for having a penis up your ass. Anally inflicted death sentence."

by Dakota Bill G March 15, 2005

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