Ruler of Everything

Song by Tally Hall now used in many memes. It switches from light to dark which is why people like to put it on morally ambiguous characters

I am the Ruler of Everything.

by Mr_Mow February 15, 2021

The Shart Rule

This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.

“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”

“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”

by Bowel movements of America July 13, 2021

Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't, there will be.

Only one known exception: rule 34 itself.

1: Hey, do you know if there's any Power Rangers porn out there?
2: Rule 34.

by nsrtnmhr September 8, 2011

5 second rule

An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. The reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another.

"Oops, dropped my popsicle. Five second rule!"
(Proceeds to pick up dirty-ass rocket pop and suck the lint off of it)

by Hablacraja July 10, 2004

Hitchens Rule

A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.

A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.

by neoblaque December 19, 2011

Murduhmerican-Rules

Murduhmerican-Rules
Is when laws are sit in position for racist-cops to kill innocent people and get away with it.
Murdered by hate law.
get off cheap by
Committing a hate crime by abusing ones authority.

Person : There are so many laws that are Murduhmerican-Rules set up in the USA that are questionable.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

by MillYentei DYSlick September 6, 2020

the cowboy hat rule

A rule made to keep people (ladies) from stealing your cowboy hat. If you wear a cowboy'hat, you have to ride the cowboy!

Well seeing as how you don't made off with my hat, your truck or mine in accordance with the cowboy hat rule.

Excuse me pretty lady, I assume since you're wearing my hat, you're ready to obey the cowboy hat rule!

by Elk_newbie July 8, 2017