Russian Sewer Pipe

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, and freeze it, then proceed to use it as a dildo.

Mom: "Son, what is your shit doing in the fridge?"
Son: "Jesus Mom, I'm making a Russian sewer pipe."

by TheRealKira January 24, 2015

The Russian Vice

When a person forcefully squeezes a man's testicles so as to cause the victim great pain.

"After my girlfriend went through my phone, she dumped me and put me in The Russian Vice."

by Peter the Mediocre December 10, 2016

Russian refund

Paying more money trading in something to get something else instead of getting your money back for the thing you have.

When Wargaming wanted to rebalance old tanks, they decided to give us a russian refund instead of giving us our money back.

by Eltwinkinator June 12, 2018

Russian flamethrower

When you stick it in someones ass while they are puking because their butthole while tighten up with each throw up.

Alan: My girlfriend was puking last night so I seized the opportunity and gave her the russian flamethrower

Ak: thats fucked up dude wth

by Ak_604 February 13, 2019

Russian

An accent you can do to prevent yourself from getting mugged in a dark alley.

Muggers say "Do you know what neighborhood you're in buddy?!?"

Russian guy says with heavy accent "You tink dis bad neighburhood?"

*muggers back away*

by AlligatorIsHungry >".=.> July 28, 2010

clumsy russian

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

Russian genderbender

When a Russian chick fucks you so hard you forget your gender

Robert: I heard Lucy gives a killer Russian genderbender
Noah: Hell yeah it was great. It was super confusing though.

by Chan095 March 21, 2017