A Street Rossi is a motorcycle rider driving on public roads who has succumbed to the delusion of thinking he/she has the riding abilities of Valentino Rossi. In the wild, they can be found on public roads riding at 110 mph in a 35, performing aggressive 3-lane changes with no blinker (and cutting off a cager in the process), or - most likely - on the ground in the middle of the road with their bike in 100 pieces. While this person may be mistaken for a squid, they actually have a higher chance of wearing a helmet, due to their desire to look like a racer. The helmet likely sports a highlighter-yellow color along with Monster logo stickers, racing stripes, or triangles like Valentino Rossi's helmet.
"The Street Rossi stickers are in!! Guys I'm so f**king excited about these I had to slap one on my helmet." - Yammie Noob (a.k.a. Proud Street Rossi)
"A Street Rossi blew past me doing 100 on Main Street today. I caught up with him, though. He was stuck head-first in the window of the 7-11."
"A Street Rossi blew past me doing 100 on Main Street today. I caught up with him, though. He was stuck head-first in the window of the 7-11."
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In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine
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