i raf, i ruse

Derivative of the game "you laugh you lose." In "you laugh, you lose" the object is to do something funny. If someone else laughs, they loose. "I raf, I ruse" is either A: a chinaman stating the fact that he/she laughed and lost, or B: a chinaman, not understanding the concept, repeats the game name replacing "you" with "I".

A:
John- "hey look what I'm doing"
(john does something ridiculous)
Chinaman- (laughs) "(sigh)..i raf, i ruse."

B:
John- "hey let's play you laugh you lose."
Chinaman- (confused) "Waht's that? I raf, I ruse?"

by the_genrl January 16, 2009

Wuts dat? I raff I ruse?

Net meme meaning if you laugh, you have to post another funny picture, ad infinitum.

Wuts dat? I raff I ruse?
Exactry, you raff you ruse!

by Thelen January 29, 2009

Ruse

Everything is a ruse. Also a inside joke from Jessie

Jessie: It's all a ruse
Also Jessie: why did I say that, I don't even know what it means

by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019

James Ruse

A warehouse for robots that are trained to only be lawyers or doctors. People send their robots here to become successful, but the truth is that James Ruse does no training or teaching. The robots go to tutoring centres in order to keep up with all the robots, and the warehouse just takes the robots and their fame.

"I sent my robot to James Ruse."
"Oh, I must be so smart."
"Yes, but I spend 1k a week on tutoring."

by 230feighklo_boi July 3, 2024

Ruse

It's to misspell rude so you make a typo and make the word "Ruse"

(me)Wait, that's kinda ruse man

(friend)You misspelled "rude" bro

(me) No u

by Lord pengu November 26, 2019

poo-ruse

The art of taking your time to peruse a shop’s offerings while you work up a nasty dump to take there before you leave.

Kyle stopped at the Cracker Barrel on the way to Georgia and took his time to poo-ruse each and every nick nacho patty whack before he dropped his load … and then got back on the road.

by Shah of the Bayou September 29, 2022

kinga-rusing

kinga-rusing (or name-dropping, name-checking) is the practice of naming or alluding to important people within a conversation, story, song, online identity, or other communication in order to let the other person know that you yourself are popular and actually have friends.

Julio: "I was just chilling with my boy Will Smith, and we hella partied and shit."
Matt: "Did you really dude? That makes you hella cool."
Louis: "Shaaam, i think you're just kinga-rusing."

by Moitek February 13, 2020