RUBEN

big ass dick

RUBEN's got a bigassdick

by Rosa Mesta January 13, 2020

rubenesque

Applied to a woman who has similar proportions to those in paintings by the Flemish painter Peter Paul Ruben; attractively plump; a woman who is alluring or pretty but without the waif-like body or athletic build presently common in media.

"Our waitress is really hot, even if she has a few extra pounds on her, but it doesn't matter because I like my women rubenesque anyway."

by daniel milw May 24, 2006

rubor

when a situation makes you blush; if a situation is awkward, embarrassing, you have the hots for someone

OMG why you so rubor mate?!

by ltngeeks October 8, 2011

Clitoral rubover

Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.

Also see rubover

Andy: Rachel, why are you walking like that?
Rachel: I hooked up with this boy last night and he played my clit like a turntable.

Nick: Suz, why do you have an ice pack on your crotch?
Suz: I had a little me time last night and gave myself the worst clitoral rubover ever.

by Ms. Base October 4, 2010

Roboner

When a person derives sexual satisfaction from activity with or being in the presence of robots.

George Lucas has such a Roboner for R2D2; he includes him in every scene!

by Volibar December 7, 2009

Ruben

A totally gorgeous guy that all the girls fall for. A little shy when it comes to relationships, but he will make up for it when you guys are both ready;) his eyes are so dark its un-real. Hes cool dont tell it to him or else he'll get so cocky, but you will love him no matter what.

"Margret": Trevor says hes better looking than Ruben!
Group of Girls: NOOO!
"Alyssa": guys hes right there!
Group of Girls: hey Ruben, your hawt!
Ruben: (smiling like hes irresistible)

by BFTTA September 23, 2018

rubina

the most awesomest person in the whole WIDE WORLD! if u have been named rubina, you muct be so full of awesomeness that everyone wisehed they were just like you in every way =)

dude, your such a rubina!

by poopeefacetooty August 25, 2010