rubber dicky

Like a rubber ducky except it’s a dildo.

Go and take a bath with your rubber dicky!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

monkey rubber

A perverted sexual act, where the individual masturbates whilst watching animals shagging.

This can be done in a zoo
or whilst at home maybe watching porn off the animal variety.

number 1: "Did you hear about Dave?"

number 2: "Yeah i know turns out he's a monkey rubber."

by sir david attenborough the 2nd January 10, 2008

rubberneckinitis

PRONOUNCED:

"RUBBER-NECK-IN-I-TIS"
DEFINITION:
A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT CAN OCCUR WHEN SOME ONE IS BEING TOO NOSEY , USUALLY WITH THEIR BODY FACING ONE DIRECTION WHILE THERE FACE AND NECK ARE FACING ANOTHER.
THIS WOULD BE CALLED,
"RUBBERNECK'IN" .....
AND ONE SHOULD DO THIS ONLY WITH ...."EXTREME MODERATION"!
IF NOT YOU WILL DEFINITELY GET ...
"RUBBER'NECKIN'ITIS"
EXTREMELY PAINFUL !!!

OH DAMN, DID YOU SEE JUANITA?
SHE MUST'VE BEEN ON A GOOD ONE CUZ , SHE CANT MOVE HER NECK !
THE DOCTORS SAID SHE HAS ...
RUBBERNECKINITIS !!!!!!!!!
ha,ha,ha,..lol !!!!!

by BERDOOz FINEST.angIE September 9, 2014

rubberband banks

Any large ammount of money wrapped in a rubberband (The rubberband hold your money, like the bank does).

Gucci Mane ft Mac Bre-Z - Go Head
"Gucci in the club two rubberband banks,
smokin’ bubbakush and da shit just stank"

Young Dro - Rubberband Banks

by Marco "AmP" Restrepo July 12, 2006

rubber stamp

1. formal or routine approval

2. to approve in a routine manner with no careful consideration.

We can't just rubber stamp this material, it could become a big issue if worded poorly.

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2011

Dead Rubber

"Dead rubber" is a sporting term; used in description of a match in a league or series where the series' result has already been decided by previous matches' results. The dead rubber match therefore has no effect on the winner and loser of the series, other than the number of matches won and lost and can be considered entirely superfluous.

I dont care if its Peggy's funeral, Arsenal in a Champions League group stage dead rubber is more important

by JustAGuyWhoLikesArsenal. A lot December 1, 2010

rubber peter

n. A dildo. A peter made of rubber.

In a classic "Brady Bunch" episode, Alice gets Peter to help her move a rubber tree plant into the bedroom, to get it out of the way so she can vacuum. They accidentally get locked in, and call to Bobby for help. He can't get the door open, so he runs to find his mom, and when he finally does he's out of breath and all he can get out is, "Mom...Alice...in the bedroom...rubber...Peter." And Mrs. Brady thinks Bobby has seen Alice masturbating with a rubber peter. Mrs. Brady screams, "Jesus Fucking Christ" and goes running off to the bedroom and kicks down the door. When she realizes her mistake, they all have a good laugh at it. This was the best Brady Bunch episode ever.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006