Rowing

Hopeless process of destroying one's self in an attempt to move a Buoyancy - Operated - Aquatic - Transport mechanism, a.k.a. 'boat'. This futile act of throwing one's body limply against a long, plastic - and - wood (or metal) stick (also known as an 'oar') and thrashing one's arms about caused much pain and distress in the High Middle Ages, or around the 12th or 13th century, when many were expected to actually succeed at doing this on the trade vessels that were in fashion at the time.

Modern futility experts estimate that the people who continue to practice of this exercise will eventually die out due to natural selection and lack of reproductive ability.

Example of a rowing - related exclamation:
"Rowing practice; shit!"

by Xethro Gensh June 19, 2015

lightweight womens rowing

competitive floating

Hey, how about that novice lightweight womens rowing coxed pair with the 15 minute 2k? Never heard of them? That's because they don't actually matter.

by crew234567890987654321 December 14, 2010

Rowville Mum Syndrome

A delapitating illness which creates the need to constantly clean and keep house in immaculate condition.

Anally clean people are said to suffer from Rowville Mum Syndrome, whether female or not.

Rowville Mums are generally tall and slim in appearance, have blonde hair and wear glasses.

Geez, this house is clean... what a Rowville Mum

by Melo January 5, 2005

Rowin' Oak

The act of masturbation

"When they returned to the New World they couldn't find the settlers. They did, however, find some Indian rowin' oak behind a bush."

by Black Santa August 2, 2006

rowin

the best person you will ever meet times ten. sometimes he can be seen sporting a thick, reddish brown but mostly brown lumberjack beard, sometimes he is clean shaven, usually somewhere between the two. the sweetest eyes and cutest smile. he is definitely a looker. Rowin is good in the sack, once you get with a Rowin you might as well stop where you're at because guaranteed you are having the best sex of your life. he has a big heart, and will fall for you too quick for his own good, but this is okay because you too will find yourself completely head over heels for him. Rowin is the most irresistible person you will ever meet.

Girl 1: "wow do you see that guy over there?"
Girl 2: "yes. I think I am in love with him."
Girl 1: "I think I am too"
Girl 2: "he must be a Rowin"

by christmastimesnowflakelatte December 8, 2013

Roving Dragon

When fucking a girl in the butt, you take your fingernails and scratch her back, causing her to clench her butthole and run. All the while causing her mouth to be open, and her to reach for her back. Appearing like a dragon.

John: "I pulled a Roving Dragon on Jenna last night!"
Troy: "Sick!"

by Michael Eastman June 5, 2011

rowing machine

1. Rowing Machine. Someone who "pulls" women or men with extreme regularity.

Guy 1 - Did you see how many numbers he got last night ?

Guy 2 - Yes, he is a straight up rowing machine.

by Vatrocities November 18, 2013