Beto O'Rourke

The hottest politician since John F. Kennedy... this guy can get it. He ran for the Texas Senate seat against Ted Cruz and even though he lost, he won the hearts of millions of thirsty Texans and millennial voters. He loves Whataburger, skateboards like a champ, and casually says "fuck" on live television. He used to be in a punk rock band named Foss, which is cool as hell. He's trying to bridge the divide between the Republicans and Democrats, and a lot of Americans want him to run for President in 2020.

Texan 1: I'm not going to vote in the midterm election. I just don't have an opinion.
Texan 2: What?? At least vote for Beto O'Rourke. His band's album, "El Paso Pussycats", is awesome.

by benshapiroisgod November 12, 2018

O'Rourke

To masturbate one's self.

I Had an O'Rourke before school

by Papa Lazarou November 20, 2003

mickey rourke

An obscure sexual position involving
1. removal of pubic hair
2. saturation of pubic hair with semem
3. expulsion of pubic hair from the anus onto the face or chest

Last night, I gave Mrs. Johnson a mickey rourke

by butter biscuit October 28, 2004

O'rourke

noun - an individual who performs numerous acts of douchebaggery

O'rourke said "My Best Friends Girl" was a great movie.

by dandancarl February 4, 2009

Doireann O' Rourke

Extremely intellegent friend of Ebony Angel. Most likely to someday build a super-computer and either save or destroy the world.

"Muh ha ha! My super-computer will kill you all!"

by Ebony Angel December 1, 2003

mickey rourke

The definition of "slimeball" Not so much an actor, as an urge to clean up a greasy stain. If his little rats eyes and big lipped smirk don't fill you with a sort of "ugh, I've had too much cheap pizza" nausea I don't know what will.

These dishes are like Mickey Rourke. Do we have any of that washing up liquid with the extra lemon juice in it?

by Ghunt70 May 15, 2008

Rourke

Someone who is smelly and has a very big nose. They can be very forgetful but remember less important things. A Rourke can also be someone who is caring and always there for you. He will make mistakes in life but knows how to cheer you up.

My dearest Rourke, he's such a sweetheart!

That boy didn't put deodarent on, he's such a Rourke!

by Blobby blob blob blob August 31, 2013