Roofinology

Roofinology is an art from and science. It is the study of roofs and weather and grading these factors on a scale that gives a Roofin quality rating for any particular roof in the region. To obtain expertise in Roofinology, you must complete classes at an approved Roofinology institution. The first factor to consider is air quality and temperature. The air quality must be measured and any pollutants in the air must be determined and evaluated. The weather and temperature must also be constantly measured in order to ensure optimal Roofin standards based on the preferences of each collective group of roofers. The visibility index for each Roofin location is also calculated as well as the distance from the ground to the Roof. The average fluctuations in wind velocity must also be taken into account. Light pollution must also be measured in order to calculate the visibility of the Universe from each location. It is the inalienable right of every individual who wishes to go Roofin to have an impeccable experience.

Guy 1: Yo lets go roofin!

Guy 2: Alright, but lets check the Roofinology report first

Guy 2: Yo 2nd Ave looks good tonight. We Roofin!!

Guy 3: We out here!! We Roofin!!

Guy 4: Alright lets go

Guy 1: Yo look at the moon! Yo the Cosmos!

Guy 2: The nice breeze, were discussing things. The Roofinology reports were spot on!

Guy 3: Yo this is awesome!!

*Hours Later*

Guy 2: Yo Guy 1, Guy 3 and Guy 4 fell asleep in the car. Guy 3 is asleep in the trunk. He has the tarp pulled over him like a blanket and is in a ball. Guy 4 is in the front seat reclined back.

Guy 1: What happened?! They just fell asleep!

Guy 2: Yo im hungry, are you hungry? Do you have any food?

Guy 1: Yea I am. Yo lets go down to the apartment and see what we got.

*goes down to apartment*

Guy 1: Yo we only got bananas

Guy 2: Alright we'll eat some bananas and then head back up to the roof.

*Eat Bananas and then head back up to roof*

Guy 1: Yo you think they're awake now? Its like 4 am.

Guy 2: I dont know, how is Guy 3 sleeping like that anyway?!

*Guy 4 wakes up*

Guy 4: Ey what happened? I just fell asleep

*Guy 3 wakes up*

Guy 3: Yo that was nice I can sleep out here.

Guy 2: Yo Guy 4, you wanna head back?

Guy 4: Yea

Guy 1: Yo we'll see you guys later. If it wasn't for the Roofinology reports we wouldn't have known to come here.

Guy 2: Yea!

*Guy 2 and Guy 4 drive back to their apartment while Guy 1 and Guy 3 head downstairs to their apartment*

by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017

roofie martini

Can refer to any martini-style cocktail that includes the drug Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol). This drink is mostly seen at college bars and night clubs used by douchebags in an attemp to insert their drangi into women’s slits.

Guy1: Did you hear about Jessica?
Guy2: No. What happened?
Guy1: She had a roofie martini and woke up next to that douche Marc.

by Cynthia Dangus November 14, 2017

Pizza roofie

The practice of pizza delivery drivers compressing a pizza box so that the chess from the pizza sticks to the roof of the box. This practice usually occurs when a customer has a history of not tipping drivers.

I was too broke to tip the pizza guy last time so the next time I ordered I got a pizza roofie.

by jjm-uwf September 27, 2008

Roofin

Roofin is a process, an action, a philosophy, and a way of life. It consists of finding a roof with a great view, a great breeze, and a clear sky. You set up lawn chairs, and just chill with family, or close friends. You talk about life, the world, and observe the universe at the same time while staring at space. A nice, cool breeze is usually also a part of roofin. It usually includes philosophy, sociopolitical issues, world issues, life in general, etc. Roofin is an art and if done properly is one of the high points of the human experience. You are united with your fellow humans, nature, the universe, etc. Roofin is also a form of chillin since it is relaxing while it consists of serious conversation. Roofin can also consist of relaxed conversation. Roofin provides a great view of whatever area, region, or city that you are in since you are so high up and can see the surrounding area. Roofin is the best.

Guy 1: Yo were Roofin!
Guy 2: *deep conversation*
Guy 1: *deep conversation*

Girl 1: Yo were Roofin!

Girl 2: *deep conversation*
Girl 1: *deep conversation*

Yo when are we roofin!

Today we Roof!!

Guy 1: *deep conversation*
Guy 2: *deep conversation
Girl 1: *deep conversation
Girl 2: *deep conversation*

by Roofinisreal December 15, 2013

roofing

The act of climbing atop roofs, usually illegally, as a pastime.

Jabos and I went roofing last night, the cops nearly caught us!

by Recondite_me September 3, 2016

roofie

n. Generic slang term used to describe any date-rape drug (GHB, Rohypnol or Ketamine for example).

He slipped a roofie in her drink and she passed out.

by sensible_summer August 5, 2005

roofie roulette

a joyous game in which 20+ shot glasses are filled with hard alcohol and placed on a lazy Susan or spinning table,in which 4 roofies are dropped,and each person playing takes shots at random to see who gets one.its a good idea to make sure most of your friends have cameras on them.
its fun for the whole family!

muttered in a sobbing voice "got im never playing roofie roulette again,i need to go to the doctor...."

by jesse lindsay January 12, 2008