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Ronnie Hot Finger 

A Ronnie Hot Finger is when a man takes a girl home and makes her nachos that include freshly sliced jalapenos. After consuming the delicious nachos, the male proceeds to insert his jalapeno fingers in the woman's vagina, causing her great discomfort in her nether regions, which in turn leads to blood curdling screams that wake your neighbors dogs up.
Dude, did you hear Adam gave that chick from last night the Ronnie Hot Finger?
Ronnie Hot Finger by SlifeB December 3, 2007
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Ronnie's are incredibly handsome. Unknowing of their attractive appearance, Ronnie's are bashful when given compliments. Ronnie's have hearts as big as gold and sometime's find it hard to trust others. Sometimes fear holds Ronnie's back, but they remain patient and open minded. Ronnie's tend to be attracted to those they can connect well with, because Ronnie's are true conversationalists and are insanely humorous. Introverted, yet still Ronnie likes to go out with his mates and play pool. Ronnie's are full of adventure and love the outdoors. Sometimes Ronnie uses, "your" instead of, "you're" but he's still super intelligent. Talking with a Ronnie, you learn something new everyday. There's never a dull moment when you have them as a friend. They make great partners, as they are great listeners and are always there with open arms for you. Anyone who has a Ronnie in their life is considered very lucky.
"Hey, that guys a total stud!"

- "He sure is a Ronnie!"

"Woah that guy is awesome at football!!"
- "Don't you know that's my friend Ronnie?"

"I want someone who will chat with me for hours!"
- " Becky, get yourself a Ronnie!!"
Ronnie by Klob1999 August 18, 2016

ronnie james dio 

Not only is he the best Sabbath vocalist, he's the best metal vocalist. See BETTER THAN OZZY.
ronnie james dio by Poopsy March 9, 2004

Rotten Ronnie's 

Worker: Hey man I'm going to Rotten Ronnie's for lunch. Wanna come?
Co-worker: No thanks, ate there yesterday and I still don't feel good.
Rotten Ronnie's by Kojakmtl September 24, 2013

ronnie the limo driver 

Angry old jewgene leprechaun on the Howard Stern show that started as a limo driver for Howard and somehow fell upward to being on air talent. When he talks you don't care about anything he has to say, when he is finished talking you just want your time back. Lacks all emotions except for anger.

Ronnie Syndrome 

When your lips are so dried and chapped the skin above your upper lip and below your lower lip becomes red and inflamed. Your lips look like Ronald McDonald's.
"Holy cow! Look at her lips; she has Ronnie Syndrome."

Julie: "Hey Ronnie, how's it going?"
Michelle: "Stop calling me Ronnie. It will be gone by spring."
Ronnie Syndrome by char1213 January 24, 2012

The Ronnie 

You are having a threesome as a guy with a girl and her male significant other. You then are receiving a blowjob from this girl, you finish in her mouth and to your surprise she walks across the room and transfers it into her significant others mouth who was just watching, then he gargles it and swallows.
I was having a threesome with this couple and the girl pulled the Ronnie on me making it a little awkward.
The Ronnie by Zerokk January 30, 2021