The rare occurrence of obtaining a parking space directly outside the door of a bar, club, or restaurant.
Woot! We just got Rock Star Parking! Let’s go liquor up some ladies and get them naked back at my place.
by 1point3liter September 2, 2005
Get the Rock Star Parkingmug. The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.
Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"
by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010
Get the Rock Star Retardedmug. Damn, look at Shantrella go down on that Matthew Mason; He sure is a Rock Star with that cracked out ho and his big ol crack pipe!
by Bill Perry January 18, 2004
Get the rock starmug. by Shi Shi F Baby May 18, 2007
Get the rock starmug. a hipster that has something to show for himself. he has rock and roll creativity, money, fame, sex with lots of girls, money , connections, drugs, cars, big house. he is not pretentious. people will criticize him because they are jealous. fans will worship him because of his works of art, money, and fame.
by eazy-x February 23, 2008
Get the rock starmug. the act of drinking a beer while taking a shower in the morning. because real rock stars don't give a fuck, they get drunk all day.
"dude, why does Ric have a shit ton of beer cans in his shower.."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."
by iamriceboy November 19, 2011
Get the rock star showermug. Someone who's amazing performance on a job well done goes unheard of and unrecognized. Rock on silent rock stars! You know who you are!
Dude A: Dude, I totally rocked that project and no-one was even there to see it.
Dude B: I hear ya, It sucks to be a Silent Rock Star.
Dude B: I hear ya, It sucks to be a Silent Rock Star.
by TheSilentRockStar April 1, 2010
Get the Silent Rock Starmug.