reservations

1. To take the last of something when you don't really want it, usually just to piss someone off.

2. To open something just to get the first ot it, for the same reason as above.

1. guy #1: "Dude, why did you take that slice of pizza, when you didn't finish the one you have?"
guy #2: "You know.....reservations."

2. babe #1: "Did you see how she took the new pack of gum, when the older-style packaged ones taste better?"
babe #2: "Yeah I know..she takes reservations like at the Hotel Marriot just a little too far. She's queer."

by chrikazame August 28, 2008

Indian reservation

A large-party reservation at a popular restaurant made and later canceled at the last minute.

The wait-staff at Dorsia's are dicks. Let's call in an Indian reservation for 20 people.

by Joe Everyman July 12, 2009

Curtis S. Read Scout Reservation

A boy scout camp with the different camps. Waubeeka, Buckskin, and Summit Base. People that have been to all camps prefer Waubeeka the most. People don't always like to cook for themselves, but they prefer Waubeeka because Buckskin sucks. Summit Base has many entertaining activities, but the staff is the most cocky. Basically Waubeeka has great staff, Buckskin has many staff members that can be very irritating, and Summit Base staff members are cocky self absorbed. If you ask the people that visit both Waubeeka and Buckskin camps they will recommend Waubeeka.

Curtis S. Read Scout Reservation

by ajhfgajghakjgh December 2, 2011

critical observation

i dont know mothafucka

You got come critical observation on how much more that fried chicken need to be cooked?

by the fuck? October 28, 2013

off the reservation

a point in time when highly intoxicated or in another state of mind, may result in streaking and/or skinny dipping and blurred memories of the night before.

tonight im going off the reservation, please pick me up in the morning

by YouLikeThis-JMART May 23, 2011

Observational Racist

One being dubbed a "racist" because they told others of negative personal experiences that support negative stereotypes what they saw or experienced first hand while experiencing a culture or race in person.

The University's "Harmony Club" accused me of being a racist , because I told them about the fact I have been mugged once, been carjacked once, and stabbed twice, and bad experiences seem to happen only when I was in the Slobobian part of town.

I then observed that perhaps there is an inherent problem with Slobobian culture or lifestyle that makes them prone to violence against others, particularly non-Slobobians.

This would make me an Observational Racist, since it was my personal observation of my negative experience that was deemed racist.

by Jasonsky July 2, 2016

Observational

A word that should be a real word, meaning having much observation.

An observational person notices things around them.

by sudoMe November 22, 2011