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The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse

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The curse was first published on Facebook August 13, 2013. The curse was placed on the day the 49ers passed on Rodgers to draft Alex Smith. Aaron Rodgers was the loyal longtime fan, the northern cali boy, the CAL boy from across the bay and its clear now by far the better QB. The niners drafted Alex Smith instead.

The Curse

The 49ers shall not win a super bowl until after Aaron Rodgers is elected into the Hall of Fame.
Wow Aaron Rodgers has been in the NFL Hall of Fame for 1O years and the niners still can't win the super bowl. The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse continues.
by Sudo V November 1, 2018
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Roger Taylor

The best drummer ever, singer, and an absolute legend. Drummer of Queen, the most amazing band ever. Sex icon, beautiful smile, BTW before Queen became Queen his band was called Smile and he was with Brian May and Tim Staffell. Looks like Santa Clause at his age (70). Fun facts: he threatened to lock himself in a cupboard until Freddie said his song I’m In Love With My Car could be on the b side of their album A Night At The Opera, he accidentally sent a sex tape to one of his fans instead of the demo for Breakthru, he looks prettier than me and I’m a girl in his appearance in I Want To Break Free. Okay thanks for reading and I hope he knows I would die for him.
Me: Do you like Roger Taylor??

Friend: No...

Me: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE THEN!!!!!!
by David Bowie's wh0re 🥄🧂 December 7, 2019
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Stingin' Roger

The last few tokes of the joint that is so small it is hard to hold and usually burns your lips. Like the chocolate bit at the end of the cornetto.
Ahh, hes got the stingin' roger.
by Pubeyyyy June 12, 2016
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Steve Rogers List

A list of shit that you need to do in order to get caught up with society, because you've apparently been trapped in ice for the past 66 years.
"You haven't seen Firefly?!? Where the fuck have you been for the past 10 years? I'm putting it on your Steve Rogers List, and we are binge watching it together."
by Cold Stone Paulie March 4, 2016
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Steve Rogers

by A bitch who loves marvel June 8, 2018
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The Roger Ebert

The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".
Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.
by Drunk guys at the bar September 10, 2011
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Roger Clemens

Now a 45 year old attention whore, Clemens was once a great baseball player who has played for the Toronto Blue Jays, the Houston Astros, and the New York Yankees. As he got older he's become a roid freak to win back his long time boyfriend Brian McNamee. But it costed him his respect and fame.
Roger Clemens is too old. But he just won't give up.
by Smart American Male June 2, 2008
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