Superjoint Ritual

A band formed by Phil Anselmo taht combines Thrash Metal with Punk,Fast and Fucking brutal.

If i could fuck Superjoint Ritual's music it would be swollen everyday.

by ob.Maximus November 13, 2004

sex ritual

When you want to cast magic you have to take the girl and get her to suck your balls, and cum on her chest . And then a bunny is shoved through her Virginia and whala you have a sex ritual.

I wanted to make a bunny so I had a sex ritual.

by Handcuff October 5, 2018

satanic ritual

The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.

Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual

Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you

Person #1 thanks man your such a bro

by asshole 74 April 14, 2011

ritual

1. A religious custom. (See customs.)

2. An action repeated on a schedule.

3. A repetitive action motivated by a compulsion.

1. Judaism requires adherents to wash their hands as a ritual.

2. Employees are scheduled to wash their hands before returning to work.

3. Psychological compulsion may cause ritual hand-washing.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

ritunjay

a cool guy, who i can guarantee will be cooler than cool, like a girl who sees him will always fall in love with him.

ah damn, that guy's a natural ritunjay.

by arnab_best August 19, 2021

Rituporna

Rituporna. She is beauty, she is grace. She is a multitalented queen who will never stop surprising you. She definitely have a knack for painting and is exceptionally good at music and dance. She enjoys learning new languages and will take every chance to throw a Korean word at you. No matter what, she tries her best to be a good friend to you. All in all, you'll be lucky to have a Rituporna in your life!!

Me: Are you competing?

Him: No yaar, Rituporna is there, she is going to absolutely kick ass

by amj11 December 1, 2021

Satanic Death Ritual

The Satanic Death Ritual that occurs to unnecessarily harm innocent girls and women.

"ughh my satanic death ritual is killing me this month!"
"ohh you got your period. oof sorry boo."

by henlo there June 24, 2020