Rinaldo

I have a deep love and respect for Rinaldo. He never fails to put a smile on my face. His animalistic magnetism pulls you towards him and you can't let go. If wealth was measured based upon character traits, Rinaldo would be the richest man alive. Rinaldo is the intergral linchpin who brings laughter, happiness, fulfillment and an elated empiricism whether it's at work, home or in a friendship group. His humble, wise, patient with a hard-boiled head. Rinaldo is uncomfortable in his own skin, a misfit trying top find spiritual solace. His pride won't accept someone else opening the door for him, he'll somehow return the gesture.. His complicated mind is his self-made wisdom whom many don't understand can only be described as a work of Art. He fails to acknowledge his contribution to the world. His loved by all and his smile is capable of making a pregnant women deliver sooner than expected. With regular reassurance and constant affection, Rinaldo can be the perfect brother, friend, boyfriend, husband etc. He loves the outdoors, muscle cars meaningful get togethers with his loved ones and friends.

Men who are looking to occupy a powerful status who want to lead and accomplish, they should challenge themselves and work towards to being the 'ideal male role model' just like Rinaldo.

Rinaldo is very dear to my heart and I'll do everything and anything to make sure his needs and desires are fulfilled. I will also strike any bitch that goes anywhere near him.

by Radical, repeating decimals May 21, 2018

cristiano ronaldo

To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.

To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.

Buddy just stop cristiano ronaldo-ing, we know you're falling on purpose.

by tehretardedbunny September 7, 2008

Ronaldo

To be the best at a certain sport

You are Ronaldo at football

by Abnormal_J95 May 29, 2018

christiano ronaldo

christiano ronaldo is a footballer for man utd and portugal often criticised for his cheating (rightly so) and homosexuality.

a talented player no doubt who could easily win a game and be admired by many if he did not fall over like a sack of shit clutching his leg when there is the slightest gust of wind.

hated by fans across england he is expected to join real madrid next season despite his 3 year contract.

what a ladyboy bastard... cunt.

fact: christiano ronaldo is the biggest gay pin up in the world at the moment.

by dwayne rooney July 31, 2006

the ronaldo spin

Get a nigger to fuck your wife in the back seat of your car, while you watch the first 3 seasons of 24, while eating mcdonalds.
The nigger and your wife should be smothered in shermans low fat cream butter.

Honey, I want some mcdonalds... why dont you have a nice the ronaldo spin

by korgar October 18, 2008

cristiano ronaldo

Portugese 20years old
A footballing genius
1 of Man uniteds star players
Myb a football legend aswell
a player who the english fan want to blame 4 the world cup exit instead of facing the fact that they didn't desereve to go any futher in the world cup because they aren't good enough or didn't play good enough to get to the semi-finals

Cristiano ronaldo skills are buffling

by lyrical August 4, 2006

The christiano ronaldo

To cum in a womans hair then style it like the man himself

I just gave that girl the christiano ronaldo

by Thejuicykahuna October 4, 2019