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YOUR RICKSHAW SO GAY 

Said to an individual who still finds humor in Jopapa jokes.
Dude1: My GF just turned 25
Dude2: But she looks 13 HAHA JOPAPA'D!
Dude1: YOUR RICKSHAW SO GAY!
Dude2: *dies*
YOUR RICKSHAW SO GAY by Anonymous January 24, 2003

YOUR RICKSHAW SO GAY 

The inability to take a joke at one's own expense.
Dude 1: Hey, check out my Jopapa definition!
Jopapa: >:(
Everyone Else: bahahahaha... Nice one!

Rickshaw 

adj. incredibly, unbelievably, and irreversibly lame. the lamest thing you could possibly imagine. squared. multiplied by 7,682.
man 1: "that party i went to last night was rickshaw! i was the only person who showed up, and Johner, the host, only had a warm six-pack of budlight."

man 2: "i told you that guy threw rickshaw parties."

man 1: "i didn't know what rickshaw meant!"

man 2: "you should so subscribe to urban dictionary."
Rickshaw by magellon February 14, 2009

Rickshaw Petrol 

A slang word for rice, referring to the food that an asian man would commonly eat, therefore, becoming the ‘petrol’ of the man who is pulling a rickshaw(A man drawn carriage used in Asia)
For goodness sake, I am not eating that rickshaw petrol for tea!

Rickshaw’s Optimum Theorem 

Rickshaw's Optimum Theorem states that at any moment of lethargy, regardless of anticipation or willingness, shall productivity invariably be inferior to that of complete inaction.
By Rickshaw’s Optimum Theorem, I should do this leave this assignment for tomorrow as I am very tired.

Rickshaw pullers 

Nickname of Bangladeshis who dream of capturing India within 4 days using their high tech rickshaw launchers and high range missiles inside their undergarments
Bangladeshi : We will capture Endia. No Endians will escape

Indian : Says one from the rickshaw pullers community whose own country is getting occupied by Arakan forces