Hanlon's Razor

Hanlon's Razor is a saying commonly summarized as "Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice". Named for "Robert Hanlon"--probably a corruption of the author Robert Heinlein. There are many variations, but the general idea is that same. Also known in British English as the "Cock-Up Theory".

Person 1: Dude, my stimulus check was $600 less than it should be. The government is trying to screw me!
Person 2: Hanlon's Razor, man. They probably had faulty information for you.

by YoungLibertarian October 3, 2008

razor burn

burning sensation caused from shaving any part of the body. if you haven't experienced it, simply shave off some hair, preferably a large amount of an area with thick hair growth, and with no shaving cream of any kind.

Man, I just shaved and I have mad razor burn.

This razor burn kills; I need to dunk my face in some cool water.

by SBG November 8, 2008

Reborn Corn

Specifically refers to the corn that comes out whole in your poop even though you know you chewed it beyond forensic recoverability.

This is not a synonym for corn on the log, but refers to the type of corn found within it. Further scientific (and non-scientific) research is required to confirm what we already know: it can be found in all types of poop.

George: Hey Paco, I pooped out some of that reborn corn this morning.

Paco: You mean you squeezed out some corn on the log?
George: No bro, nothing solid about it. It came out as a major explosive of whole corn crapnel.
Paco: Hey, how many words are we trying to illustrate here?
George: Well, it did remind me of Atomic Kitten, because I made them whole again.
Paco: You're going to try to get away with that?

by Totallyfrank January 14, 2022

You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

Dead or Alive's dizzying disco-pop hit from their 1984 album Youthquake.

Sampled in Flo Ripoff - err... Flo Rida's Right Round.

Lyrics:
If I
I get to know your name
Well I
Could trace your private number, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
I want some well I (want some)
I set my sights on you
And no one else will do
And I
Just got to have my way now baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're having fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

I
I got to be your friend now, baby
And I
Would like to move in just a little bit closer
All I know is that to me
You look like your lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

I want your love
I want your love

You look like your lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
(I want your love)
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
(I need your love)
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

You Spin Me RoundYou Spin Me Round (Like a Record)1984YouthquakeDead or AlivePete Burns

by Nukleopatra July 19, 2009

Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton

The actual winner for GOTY in Game Awards 2022 and now part of the canon lore to Elden Ring

The kid who was cooking on the stage: "I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton"

by justhudgecc December 9, 2022

Ruthless Records

Independent Record Label under Priority Records that was owned by the late Eazy-E. Had many great acts on its roster including, NWA, Dr. Dre, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Ice Cube, MC Ren, Michel'le, The D.O.C, & Eazy-E himself. The label is still in business but after the death of Eazy-E it was left to his wife Tomica Woods Wright, who had basically run the label dead into the ground

Ruthless Records
RIP Eazy-E

by Ruthless G December 3, 2004

beating the record

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

by Harry Boulding January 12, 2009