retardical

a question that is too stupid to answer. A combination of rhetorical and retarded

What's my name?

Man, that's a retardical question...

by Fearghalian Stallion October 21, 2008

retardead

Doing something so dangerously stupid that you or someone else could get killed.

Mike was going 70 when all you could see was snow, how retardead can you get.

by knownman February 23, 2011

retardosaurus

major retard

what a fucking retardosaurus

by Swampy February 14, 2003

Retardoladation

Retardoladation - an illness that affects one’s ability to perform the simplest of acts ranging from tying one’s shoe, speaking in complete sentences, to even passing as a member of society. The lowest living form of life created for the purpose of failing. Spelling, grammar, and punctuation all fall victim to Retardoladation has also been used to describe an illiterate who butchers the English language by interjected his personal failures into everyday conversations. Also been known to lower the IQ of all those in his presence if prolonged exposure is endured. There is no cure for Retardoladation, but avoid at all cost to limit the damage this can have on your own ability to function properly.

“You fail at life, do you suffer from Retardoladation?”

“I find it harder to correct my spelling and grammar mistakes, I sure hope I haven’t caught a case of Retardoladation.”

by WWE Unrated June 12, 2010

Retardilization

The specific moment in time a person realizes they've done something retarded. This word could be considered a broader generalization of phrases like "blonde moment" or "brain fart" etc. This also could apply to a third party as they notice someone having their moment. This would be a "retardilization" as well.

Retard - "2+2 equals 1...wait...its four! Boy im dumb. +retarded chuckle+

Ruyai - "Did you just have a retardilization you retard? I know i did! Bwahahaha!"

by Ruyai October 2, 2009

retardled

to be startled into a state of temporary retardation

Ben felt retardled after the prospect of a car nearly hitting him caused him to mutter something about a sandwich he would never get to eat again

by batman88888888 December 21, 2010

Retardler

Retarded toddler child

"I was in the park this morning and this weird looking kid crawled by me and bit my ankle... What a retardler!"

by Impayler. October 7, 2016