i need to get fucked respectfully

a way to say you need dick. respectfully.

hey kevin, i know your grandma just died and all but i need to get fucked respectfully.

by PizzaRollKev December 1, 2021

respect my authoritah!

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.

YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!

by the-jerk July 22, 2007

Repeater hippie

Someone who exaggerates or repeats what other people said, just for emotional support or to gain few Facebook likes from people. Without knowing anything.

Jessy : "Christianity killed 2 billion people, and the priests raped people, they burned down houses, for 1 million years .... "

Don: "Jessy, Please shut the fuck up. You don't know what you are talking about. You are a F*n repeater hippie"

by theOddball October 24, 2013

UCSB reject

Students who attend the college of California Polytechnic State Univerisity San Luis Opisbo, or more commonly known as Cal Poly SLO

Kelli: "What College is Sean going to?"
Lauren: "He's a UCSB reject."
Kelli: "Ohhhh... So he goes to Cal Poly SLO."

by swagofhb February 26, 2019

rejection

Is trying hard to be accepted by people who think they are better than you. They string you along because they enjoy your attention. They want to be noticed just for their looks and they think everyone wants to be with them. You exhaust yourself trying to impress them. You take small rejections from them for awhile because you still want to dream about them. But eventually you will learn you are a worthless piece of shit around them and they are fake anyway. Finally after rejection hits you square in the face finally you want to avoid this person at all costs. You go through crying spells and depression. Then you start to accept how beautiful you are and go back to living your life in a way that only makes you happy.

I felt the literal pain of rejection right over my heart when I seen my crush, Will leaving me out of our company group picture. He didn't miss a beat because I am nothing to him.

by maggie0285 October 18, 2014

In what respect, Charlie?

Phrase used by Governor and Vice-President nominee Sarah Palin in an attempt to stall Charles Gibson when he asked for her opinion on the Bush doctrine in an interview originally aired on ABC's World News with Charles Gibson on September 11, 2008. It became clear when Gibson refused to elaborate on his question that Palin did not know to what he was referring. This phrase can be used when you need to admit that you don't know something that you really should know by virtue of your position or standing.

Boss: Where are the reports that we need for our client meeting this afternoon?

Lackey: In what respect, Charlie?

by bepy November 1, 2008

Repetitive status syndrome

The main symptom for this disease is the act of cycling through a select series of very vague and non-meaningful statuses or mild variations of previous statuses because of a lack of creativity.

An example of Repetitive status syndrome:
_______ is just lovin life right now.
_______ Go Pack!!!
_______ is Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
_______ did absolutely nothing productive with my life today.
_______ had a good ending to his summer.
_______ is absolutely loving life right now.
_______ lets go pack!
_______ is sitting, waiting, wishing.
_______ has yet to do anything productive today.
_______ started summer with a great night

by Flying Z March 1, 2011