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Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is the next player to make the number 7 shirt famous, just as King Eric did in the 90's, Ronaldo will do it in the 00's.
by Mike August 23, 2004
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realdoe

A registered trade name and unique strapless dildo made by Erogenics, Inc. Realdoe are realistic versions of Feeldoe.
The "pony" end goes into the vagina of the giver (held in place by the Kegel muscles), and ridges on the "saddle" serve to stimulate her clitoris. The "horse" end is used to penetrate her partner.

While the toy was designed with lesbians in mind, it can also be used by heterosexual couples, allowing the woman to peg her man. Unlike traditional strap-on dildos, the realdoe stimulates the woman's naughty bits as she thrusts away.
Since we got a realdoe, I enjoy being pegged by Rebecca even more, since I know she's getting off it, too.
by hotnhere March 2, 2017
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realdo

The most perfect person you could ever know. He does things with a true heart and love you like no other, every girl deserves someone like him. He will make your life complete and he will surely be at your side at the end, but only if you do the same.
Omg I have a boyfriend like Realdo and I know I will be happy forever!
by Colourblue November 7, 2017
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Stable Ronaldo

A 6’5, Handsome, Throbbing , Brolic, Twitch Streamer, know for being the FNCS SQUADS CHAMPION!
Stable Ronaldo: I’m at a pay phone

Me: Ok
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cristiano ronaldo

the G.O.A.T of football (and for you idiotic americans sOCceR
Cristiano ronaldo is the G.O.A.T of football
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Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class footballer. People compare Lionel Messi with him but there is nothing to compare. Ronaldo is one of the best players The World has ever seen. People troll him when he loses his form, but he silences them with his brilliant goals.
Guy 1: Messi is the best, I don't like Cristiano Ronaldo
Guy 2: Hala Madrid! Cristiano Ronaldo is the best in the world.. I don't care what haters say..
by Official Batman May 2, 2018
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