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relaxiness

The feeling you get when you veg out in front of a good comedy show like The Daily Show or the Colbert Report, sharing some funny moments at the end of the day with the ones you love.
He had an supreme feeling of relaxiness when he stretched out on the sofa.
by Manfred.Macx December 1, 2011
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Relaxing Unit

The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.

It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".

2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.

3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.

This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."

"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
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Relatinship

Dating within your own gene pool in between trailer park residents.
In Trump's America folks feel like they can come out about their relatinships with their cousins like "back in the old days". . #MAGA
by zub3000 September 4, 2018
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Relaxingly

To accomplish tasks/goals in a manner that is less stressful. Approach all things with a relaxed assertive mindset.
Id rather get my work done "relaxingly" and be comfortable than stress myself out.
by Culture Creative May 4, 2020
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Relaxingwinter

A Relaxingwinter, is a being who is stupid and only cares about himself/herself.

They would act like they care about you but at the end only care about theirselfs
They are also known as "Chads" chads are blonde 8 year old dumbshits like a relaxingwinter, because they are one.
Another thing a relaxingwinter loves is ninja, from fortnite.
James is such a relaxingwinter
by spookydaniel657 August 3, 2021
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Relaxing

just chillin/ vibin. Not having a worry about anything in life.
Person 1: Yo dude wanna go watch the game tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah bruhv. Relaxing
Person 1: Ahhh sheee all g

Person 2: Relaxing bro

Person 1: Yo dude this solana NFT is gonna drop. What if we miss it?
Person 2: Relaxing bro
by The Relaxing King December 29, 2021
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Relaxing by the pool

Laying back enjoying the afterglow following a session of self-pleasure…resulting in a small ‘pool’
Ahhhhh, now I’m just relaxing by the pool.
by PoopEmoji22 May 21, 2022
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