reincornation

re·in·cor·na·tion (n) \ˌrē-(ˌ)in-(ˌ)kor-ˈnā-shən\ 1: What happens to corn, or maize, that is not chewed properly, during the digestion process. The portion not fully digested, mostly kernels that enter the stomach intact, continue through the alimentary canal and are discharged through the anus in the form of poopcorn, also known as corn on the log and corn logs.

See also: velvis

When Cathy returned from the country corn carnival, she had no idea reincornation would come back to haunt her the next day.

by Marinade Dave (Dave Knechel) February 24, 2009

reintardation

It means coming back to life as a RETARD, not as a hillbilly.

The person who posted the previous definition was thinking of reintarnation.

Damn, it was quite sad that Mark's ubergenious rocket-scientist son had just died in an explosion while working on the latest space shuttle 9 months ago. However, my neighbors next door just had a kid that looks like Mark's son when he was baby, though I heard the kid was diagnosed with Fragile X syndrome! It looks like Mark's son has reintardated(reintardation)! Whoop-dee-doo.

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H May 17, 2006

reintardnation

An idiotic idea brought back to life again.

Agloco.com - the latest pay-to-surf website is a reintardnation of that blast from the 2000 bust, AllAdvantage.com

by whatihearyousayingis.com December 10, 2007

Reintardation

Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Did you here Spud was shot while hunting? Mary Jane And Billy Bob just had a baby, I think it is Spud Reintardated!

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Reintarnation

Coming back to life as a redneck.

HALLELUJAH! Reintarnation dun brung mah bruther back to lyyyfe! Praise tha lord!

by [GM] Eagle June 20, 2008

Reintarnation

Reincarnation as a hillbilly

Person #1 - Have I've seen you some where before?

Person #2 - Of course you have (person #1's name), it's me (person #2's name), I just got reintarnationed.

Person #1 - AWESOME.

by fineyoudoubleddouchebags May 23, 2010

Reintardnation

One of the avenues through which retarded people (socially, not mentally) are created.

We can thank reintardnation for the characters of the Jersey Shore.

What did you do in your last life to get reintardnated so badly?

by drummer4444 May 20, 2011