Severe Cranial Rectitus

Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.

"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."

by Dr. Jones 2021 January 28, 2021

rectie

someone who is acting like a fool, jerk, dick, or ass. It comes from the term "asshole" or rectum.

My brother is being a rectie today.

by Norm May 3, 2003

Rec-tite

Almost the same thing as lock-tite(TM)
- I have to admit i am not sure of the definition, I herd the word in the song Sublime - Same in the end

Rec-tite (tm) on my ass, and it makes me itch.
I believe this Rec-tite is making me itch.

by OMFG156 November 11, 2006

rectile

Much like a crosshair but can be locked onto a target.

My rectile locked onto the tail end of a black jet.

by Richard Crumpton July 27, 2004

The Reciter

Name for Barack Obama because of his heavy reliance on teleprompters. While some mistakenly call him a great orator, he is actually a mere babbler without his teleprompter. He is now known as the The Reciter, or in England as The Great Reciter.

The Reciter thanked himself during a St. Patrick's Day speech because he can't think and recite off the teleprompter at the same time.

Did you see The Reciter's impromptu speech when his teleprompter broke? He never made one complete sentence.

by jackwayd March 25, 2009

rectie

an extremely annoying person; a jerk

R was acting like such a rectie last night.

by B June 9, 2003

Rectile

A rectangular tile.

Contractor: please pick out some rectiles and bring them to the job for installation.

Worker: Yes

by @minnesports September 7, 2016