Republicans

Republicans are stupid, and Democrats are stupid. Deal with it, and don't get on everybody's case just bc of their views. jeez.

everyone just needs to chill tf out. Not all republicans are crazy, just the people that make the news.

Republicans by imsorryifurnameiskyle May 15, 2022

republicans

Members of one of America's two largest political parties which, like it or not, are equals in opression as well as service. It has recently become trendy to hate them, because Green Day tells us to. It is better to be a republican than a tool whose information is force-fed to him through the hose of MTV's *infinite* wisdom.

Tool #1: Dude, Bush is a douche
Tool #2: Yeah. I don't wanna be an American Idiot. Let's go smoke some weed.
Non-Tool: Hey, or you could smoke a shotgun, instead.

republicans by double-barrel doobie July 7, 2005

Republicans

Folks who like to work for a living. They believe affirmative action is bullshit, should be the best man for the job. They believe in limited government, low taxes, and a strong national defense. You know....things that have made America the stongest most badass nation on the planet.

Barack Obama and his cronies are ruining the country...it's only a matter of time before the Republicans take charge again. Remember Jimmy Carter?

Republicans by drewman05 July 15, 2009

republicans

My mother who didn't abort me.

Don't believe all the hype about Republicans or Democrats, they are both cut from the same cloth, exist for the same purpose, use the same methods, and are defined here by the same people on the so called opposite side of the political spectrum.

republicans by Jimmy Buckets July 20, 2005

Republicans

People who don't have time to keep up with what's going on in the world because they are too busy with family issues, church duties, work, etc... and are made fun of it by psuedo-intellectualist, unemployed democrats and stupid people from other countries who sit at home all day and get their opinions from other morons on the internet or talk radio.

Republicans are too busy being employed to realize that their political party is a big ol' bag of BS.

Republicans by Starcastic April 26, 2005

Republicans

The best

Republicans are cool

Republicans by Hello9293 April 21, 2021

Republicans

A political party, formed in Ripon Wisconsin in 1850s. Funny that their main platform was anti-slavery but now Democrats have the black vote. Lincoln was the first Republican, he was killed (durr). The elephant symbol was actually created in a cartoon after Democrats attempted to scare Republicans into thinking that President Grant would run for a 3rd term. The cartoon showed the Republicans as a huge elephant unscared by the rearing of the Democrat Jackass. The Republican philosophy encourages individual liberty, individual decision-making, entrepreneurship, and creativity.

I wish they'd be against welfare, food stamps, government grants, border jumpers (wet backs), and other idiots that ruin this fair country. They should be more for weed, drinking, and free liberties. But, you can't have both, so, between Republicans and Democrats, I choose the better compromise.

Democrats would be a whole lot smarter if they voted for Republicans

Republicans by Biff Justice December 28, 2005