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Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades
"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."
by FutureGhost November 13, 2018
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razor blade blowjob

The rare term in an ER only.
Of how a young man usually between the ages of 16 to 27 will come in with damaged tissue on his penis. For the very specific reason of his girlfriend with braces. damaging his penis tissue, foreskin, ECT with a very poorly executed blowjob.
Very true this happens.
I have had 8 cases in my entire career in emergency care.
But funniest was when a young man about 17 comes in and he has a hoodie tied around his waist and a girlfriend who will not speak following behind closely.
So I ask like every doctor ever " what's wrong ?" He says he will only tell me in private and his girlfriend has to come too. So I agree and take them to a private room.
He begins to explain that he was hanging out for a movie night while the girls parents were out to dinner, and that she wanted to be sexy for him, so she pulled down his pants and began to preform Palacio on him until pleasure turned to horrible pain. Then he showed me.
He said "looks like a razor blade blowjob" all I could do is help ease his pain and check him over to look for major damage and I asked if he was circumcised. He said "no"and I said "you are now." I turn to the girlfriend and ask if she had anything to show me. I grab a pan and she spits out the remaining tissue of what foreskin she had shredded when giving the blowjob.
The boyfriend looks in the pan and faints.

So I call all the parents and it was like watching comedy show. The parents of the girl looked like something out of doctor sues and the boys parents walk in to the ER dressed like a pimp and a hooker. But before the boy left he asked me one question that haunts me and makes me bust out laughing to this day. And I quote.
"Does this make me Jewish now?"
by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
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razorblarg

Noun; Feminine: A sadistic asshole bitch who gets pleasure by teasing men and leaving them 30 seconds before they climax.

Masculine: see Razorblorg
This fucking cunt Razorblarg just blueballed my horny ass.
by Any Nono mas May 3, 2018
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pissin razorblades

to have problems cuming or pissing with great pain
ahhhhhhhhhhh im fuckin pissin razorblades why did i have dem tacos
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Razor Blade

The icon of Emos. Their main item of suicide. They slit their wrists with it.
"IM EMO!"
"Go get a razor blade."
by Inanimate June 19, 2007
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Upside down razor blade

When a man is fucking a woman and she then takes out a razor blade and begins to shave her own and the males genitals.
Dude, last night this kinky girl wanted to do an upside down razor blade with me
by bigweiner lover October 22, 2011
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Pissing Razorblades

Relates to the pain felt usually by males when suffering from gonorrhea and attempting to urinate.
He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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