Rattlesnaked

Sucking your buddies cum out of a girls vagina

Thank God Tyler Rattlesnaked that girls for me last night.

John

by Ryder cup 2017 September 25, 2017

pink rattlesnake

A pink rattlesnake is usually found in the western united states (but can be found anywere), behind any bar by very drunk girls, often held in the hand of it's captor when removed from it's hiding spot and displayed for them to see. This snake is a spitter not a biter.

Guy: Have you ever seen a pink rattlesnake?

Drunk Girl: No?!
Guy : do you wanna see one?

Drunk Girl: Yes!
Guy: Let's go out back and I'll show you one.
Drunk Girl: OK!

by Scorpio Scorpion January 22, 2018

rattlesnake

a person who has done you over, ripped you off or in someway been a real slack bastard to you

Johnny, you fuckin' rattlesnake

You're a rattlesnake, and your full of shit, i fuckin' hate you, 'cause you're a rattlesnake!!

by Dimp Paddy December 29, 2003

Rattlesnake

To jerk a guy off by vigorously, yet gently, shaking his dick back and forth with your hand.

"I just did the Rattlesnake to him last night, he got off in no time and i didnt even have to blow him"

by cougartown97 April 5, 2010

rattlesnake

(1) ' n. Any of various poisonous American snakes, of genera Crotalus and Sistrurus, having a rattle at the end of its tail. ' -- Wiktionary

(2) According to Kurt Vonnegut, the rattlesnake is a creature so inimical to humankind that it makes you wonder about the vaunted benevolence of the Creator of the Universe.

EXAMPLE:

' Dwayne mimicked her cruelly in a falsetto voice . . . He looked about as pleasant and relaxed as a coiled rattlesnake now. It was his bad chemicals, of course, which were compelling him to look like that . . .

' The Creator of the Universe had put a rattle on its {the rattlesnake's} tail. The Creator had also given it front teeth which were hypodermic syringes filled with deadly poison.

' Sometimes I wonder about the Creator of the Universe. '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (page 159 - 160).

by Dinkum August 28, 2013

rattlesnake shake

The title of an old Fleetwood Mac song, redone by Aerosmith. It's pretty much about jacking off.

Dude, he's totally doin' the rattlesnake shake in there! Gross!

by bpierce2 November 7, 2006

RATTLESNAKE

A fat line of cocaine ended by crushed MDMA.

I'm still rattled by that RATTLESNAKE bruh bruh

by God Less America June 12, 2015