Raden

Raden is a fucking alpha male who is superior to everyone else. He's tall as fuck, built as fuck, and hot as fuck. All straight girls are sexually attracted to him as soon as they set their eyes upon him, and all males want to be his subordinate because he is so badass. Raden would fuck anyone up in a physical fight or a battle of wits, and every male and female in his vicinity is immediately submissive to him. He has an IQ reported to be above that of William James Sidis. He completes all tests and exams in schools like Harvard in under half a second. His physical feats are bar none, as well, being superior to Olympic athletes. One of the multiple badass Radens once challenged Jon Jones to a friendly fight under MMA rules, and absolutely decimated him by TKO in the first round. Another older Raden balled out LeBron James when they were both teenagers, in a friendly 1 on 1 match. Raden does not make an overly large deal about all his feats, though, and is reported to be extremely humble unless you fuck with him. He is no god or extreme superhuman, he is but a common male that happens to be superior to other males.

Anyone named Raden is automatically like this

Raden: *Makes a faggot kid's girl wet with his simple presence*
Faggot kid: *Thinks "What a fucking asshole" in his head, but not saying it in real life*
Raden: *Reads faggot kid's mind* "What the fuck did you think little bitch?"
Faggot kid: "Uh-uh... sorry dawg u can fuck my girlfriend while her family and I watch"
Raden: "Don't dishonor them like that, pathetic fuck!" *Destroys faggot kid with his pinky finger*

Raden: *Walks into a professional female volleyball game*
Volleyball girl Janelle: "Holy fuck, look at that 10/10 hot ass dude in the third row!"
Volleyball girl Kassandra: "Shiiit, lets all leave the fucking game to try get some of that dick!"
Volleyball girls: *Both teams escape to the seats, proceeding to ask for autographs from Raden*
Raden: "I'm only going to have intercourse with four of you. Let me make my decision."

by lilzor October 21, 2019

Ramen Foot

Swelling of the feet caused by ingesting unusually large amounts of Ramen Noodles. Brought on by the high level of sodium found in RN's.

I can't play Basketball today because I have a bad case of Ramen Foot.

by Matiat February 14, 2019

Ramen Gang

A gang originating from Canada, Ontario. They participate in gang activities often, such as games of Connect Four, eating ramen noodles, and trafficking large amounts of ramen. The gang consists of many members, whos names cannot be mentioned

I ran into some people eating ramen and playing connect four in an alleyway tonight, must be ramen gang

by A Random guyyy February 17, 2019

ramennoodleyum

a very cool sick and cool person

a: WOW RAMENNOODLEYUM IS SO COOL
b: very true

by ramennoodleyum January 14, 2022

Ramen Whiplash

When slurping up uncut Ramen noodles, a noodle will pick up Ramen broth, and the broth flings onto yourself and/or the table.

Oh, shit, man, can you grab me some napkins.

Why?

I totally Ramen Whiplashed all over this table.

by Broke Phi Broke October 27, 2008

Top Ramen

Best. Food. EVER! Only 3 minutes to cook it and then you have hot, noodley, great tasting goodness! It is prepared like this:

Boil for 3 minutes,
Eat.

Prices range from 10¢ a package to 50¢ a package.

When I get home from this day of band camp I'm eating 3 Top Ramens.

Top Ramen is oober leet!

by OMGWTFBBQ???!!!!?!??!!?!??!!1!1!!!?!1!1!11oneone September 11, 2004

rapenest

Area of a park that is dark and not safe for runners at night

She didn't want to run through that area of Central Park since it was a rapenest.

by RawDawg123 April 22, 2010