rapture monkey

1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.

2. A Christian.

I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.

by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017

raatus

A very cool person 50/50 chance, often the more popular one in groups, usually very intelligent. Otherwise, he is known for smashing keyboards and commonly using 100% volume due to the extreme strength of his ears. Will most likely spend any money on a p2w pay to win game.

"That person is intelligent. They have to be a raatus 🤑"

by raatus February 3, 2023

rapture-stupid

The amount of stupid needed to believe in a rapture prediction.

I gave all my money to the wing-nut who predicted that the rapture would occur on 21 May 2011 and now I live in a cardboard box. Man, that was rapture-stupid of me.

by wileEcoyote June 22, 2011

Rattus Norvezicus

Norway Rats; came to this country in 1774

"You've got a whole butt load of 'em. Big muthas! Rattus Norvezicus!"

by B. Morales April 9, 2008

Rapture

The feeling the rest of the world has when all the self-righteous, religious fundamentalists disappear off the face of the earth at the same time.

"Holy shit, it's the Rapture! They're all gone! Let's party."

by D-Dubb October 17, 2013

Raptuous

Fierce in a dinosaur-like manner

Dinosaurs are raptuous.

by J-Fark October 13, 2008

raptosarus

A hybrid mix between a Raptor and a T-Rex. It has a small body that can move quickly, but very disproportionate arms like a T-Rex.

snookie is a Raptosarus, she is so little and has such little arms she cant get a full range

by MellowYellow1205 January 25, 2011