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Rastafarian Baptism

To douse one in dirty, old bong water.
John perfromed a rastafarian baptism on his passed out buddy
by Savvo Chinski March 24, 2008
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rastafaken

quite simply, a white dude with dreads. similar to jafaken or wigger.
Curt, your dreads are well long now, stop being such a rastafaken!
by Kaatisu January 23, 2007
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rastafarian

Another term for a homophobic religious man who uses the bible to become a foul hypocrite.
I an' I touch Jah but Jah nuh like the funnyman. I an' I nuh like rastafarian as ism an' schism nuh irie.
by ll opl August 17, 2008
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rastafab

Made up by some super cool people. Combines Rastafarian and fabulous to make one superb word.
That girl over there with the dreads is so rastafab. I am jealous.
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Rastafari

A cheap, black supremist knock-off of Christianity. Every Rastari believer says that everyone should be nice and get along (ANTI-VIOLENCE), but if you say something bad to a Rastafari believer, they will immediately become violent and want to harm you. Also, smoking "ganja,' more commonly known as WEED, is a major part of the religion (which, by the way, weed supposedly makes you "anti-violent". Apparently not). Also, if you do not post this definition, I will keep trying to post it, because I have seen a lot more offensive and crazy things on Urban Dictionary than my definition. And I hope you understand that I'm right.
Rastafari is just another reason made-up by people to make other serious religions look bad. Also, if you're a Rastafarian and thinking about hurting me because of my definition, you're only proving me right.
by The Foamy Chewbacca's Legacy December 25, 2010
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rastafarian bogbrush

a person who cleans shit off a rastafarians toilet.
by hey_blondie January 4, 2008
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rastafarianism

the first comment that spelled ganja wrong is both mostly correct but still fucking retarded
chuck: hey u wana smoke some ganga
larry: either your already high or your retarded, fucknuts. Say ganja like a real rastafarian. i love rastafarianism
by Rasjon December 17, 2008
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