restroom randy

A gay man who hangs out in public restrooms hoping to hook up with random sex partners

Steve refuses to take a shit in a public toilet because he's afraid of being hit on by some restroom randy.

by Michael_Hunt April 25, 2008

Randyman

Randyman spends most of his time in indoor habitats. The general temperature in which he prefers is roughly 65 degrees fahrenheit with low humidity. His main diet consists of whiskey and vodka. He also smells like Mac'n cheese.

WARNING: Please approach the Randyman with caution. Randyman tends to facebash objects and other human beings at random. At this time it currently unknown as to what causes him to facebash. More scientifical studies are underway as scientists predict that they will have a better understanding about this violent behaviour that is causing the world so much grief.

History:
1961 facebashed John F. Kennedy
1970 facebashed his wife
1974 facebashed a gas station clerk
1976 facebashed the leader of a bowling team
1994 facebashed his way out of prison
1996 facebashed a fire truck
1998 facebashed Willy Wonka
2001 facebashed the twin towers
2002 facebashed the stock market
2011 facebashed Garrett

Garrett: I have a gun and I will kill everyone in this bank if you don't hand over the money.

Randyman: Put down the gun, your unibrow is making people throw up and go blind.

Garrett: You asked for it!

Randyman: *facebashes Garrett* He got what he deserved now everyone can go home safely.

Bank clerk: Omg Randyman is so sexy!

by iHateWindstream November 14, 2016

randytaylor69

randytaylor69, aka Rose, is a YouTuber who had men simping for her back in 2007. Her blue hair, british accent, and sense of humor made her irresistable to guys. There were rumors that she was a trap, since she was really skinny and androgynous looking. She got doxxed sometime in the early 2010s and dropped off the Internet, only to return to youtube in 2017. She went blonde a while ago and now she has a christmas album out on bandcamp. also i'm pretty sure she's married with a baby, even though she looks 15 and has looked like that since the start of her YouTube career. She is pretty much the original e girl.

randytaylor69 is such a cutie. too bad i discovered her 10 years too late.

by grocerybagdottv September 7, 2020

Rannvijay

As the name implies, this boy will overcome all hardships that come his way and reign supreme. Though playful and annoyingly-lively at times, but is a overthinker and plans for times far ahead. People can misunderstand him thanks to his carefree attitude but still he tries to keep everyone's feelings in check, often forgetting about his own. Can be called a simp but only for his girl. His true partner will live a life many dream off, both outdoors and indoors.

Rannvijay won't be defeated in this battle.

by Amino07 June 4, 2021

randy day

The unfortunate names boy from Dan Howells 9th internet support group video.

Reference: Randy is like being horny
(IG: Theedgypotato)

My name is Randy Day and I hate my life

I'm Having a Randy day

I'm feeling pretty cheeky, lol feelin Randy

by Theedgypotato March 21, 2017

Rainy Day

My ex GF is leaving me , just because im a selfish boy my. I give her everything protect her , but and i never get a single Reward from her. ( im Masturbation everynight imagine other girl )
My Daddy is 0 care about me he never understand what actual i need and my Mom is less come home
I bought a new Computer just for doing online Spam and Repeat the same shit everyday . my parent never came visit in my room even so i would yeld at them LEAVE ME ALONE.
Only real case i would cry like idiot yeld HELP ME HELP ME
My collegue also not like me on the job , boss fired me , all collegue never want be my friend. Im alone adult no one gonna love me. Everyone Betray me

Trash is deserve to recycle but please dont toxic everywhere

Rainy Day

by Whoarereallycare September 1, 2023

Randy Hayes

Probably the most comical person on the internet right now! Part of the MyWay Entertainment clique. In little voice over skits the MyWay team does for the greatest morning cartoons, he's known widely for the voice of the "juggernaut"!

They have done:

Xmen
Power Rangers
Street Fighter
Spiderman

and soon to be TMNT!!

quotes from Randy Hayes:

Yeah!! It's the juggernaut bitch!!!

Oh it's time, baby!! I like yo' raincoat! bitch..you cant run!!

Aww.... aint that a bitch, I didn't f*** em... I only f*** ostriches...

I aint got no pupils in my eyes... IM BAD!!

Im sick and tired of always having to fu***** rape these Zebras and shit you know?.... SHUT UP ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES

13 elephants, 14 bitches in a hot-air balloon with some phone books,

these nuts I got they like, regenerate my dick

Oh shit thats a seal!!!

I gotta spend....45 mins on my perm...

Where is that tape of me fu**** that penguin?

Why the f*** I get a gun, its cause im black?

Frosty poopy eddie eddie!!!

Black power motha fu***

Silly bitch yo weapons can not harm me....get that shit out my face bitch.... I GOT THIS SHIT IN 4th GRADE!!! OH NOOOO!!! PIMP SMACK YO' ASS BITCH!!!

Ha, aint that a bitch im ketchup motha f****, mustard... ZAP YO' DUMBASS!!!

I'm the juggernaut bitch!!! imma hit choo with your own pimp!! I'm bad, I'm the baddest motha f**** in the world.

Oh It's the Juggernaut bitch, and I got a bitch with me YES were gonna have a fucking rape party!!!

Not as long as im wearing these Jamaican colors...

This bitch is throwin firecrackers..........

WTF Charles?!

by ictizzle smoke August 14, 2006