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Mitt Ramen Noodles 

A nickname for Republican Candidate Mitt Romney. For if Mitt Romney becomes United States President, people (other than rich Republicans) will be too poor to afford anything to eat except for ramen noodles.
Kid: Mommy, I want steak for dinner!
Mother: Sorry baby. We only have ramen noodles.
Kid: why?
Mother: Because President Mitt Ramen Noodles took away our welfare and we can't afford anything else.
Mitt Ramen Noodles by MidnyteJ November 6, 2012

cold ramen noodles

"I'm about to feed this bitch some cold ramen noodles!"

Chow mein ramen noodles 

A better way to communicate departure than a simple “bye” first said by Shandi Foster
Person 1: “Bye”
Person 2: “Chow mein ramen noodles

Noodles and ramen 

Noodles and ramen by Dj little g September 30, 2016

Noodles and ramen 

Something you eat when you have nothing else to eat and your mum wont make you anything
Kid: hey mom, can I have a hamburger?
Mom: im tired go make some Noodles and ramen.
Kid: ok

ramen noodle diet 

When someone in college can't afford anything to eat but ramen noodles.
Freshman: "Hey man, you got anything to eat?"
Freshman 2: "Yeah dude, I've got ramen noodles galore..."
Freshman: "Oh man, thought I was the only one on the ramen noodle diet."
Freshman 2: "Tastes great, less spending."
ramen noodle diet by GlazeHer December 31, 2013