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Rambling

Rambling is a form of walking that generally takes place in the countryside. As it requires nothing more strenuous than walking, rambling is one of the simplest forms of exercise, and one of the best for leisurely drinking.
Miles thought he'd have a jolly good time rambling through the Mark Twain National Forest, but after a few too many sips of his trusty flask, he ended up completely knackered and stumbling around like a right plonker.

He eventually stumbled upon a group of friendly squirrels who offered to guide him back to civilization. But as they led him along the path, Miles couldn't help but wonder if they were secretly laughing at his drunken antics.

In the end, Miles learned his lesson and vowed to stick to tea and biscuits on his next ramble.
by randybadger March 18, 2023
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Rambling

Rambling is when you talk to much about basically nothing. It's just nothing, and all you do is you keep speaking and speaking nonsense when you should just move on to a new topic! I'm getting bored!

Anyways, I have something else I'd like to say. If you keep rambling, you might make some people tired and either A: Make them sleep, or B: Make them wanna shoot themselves.

Now I'm obsessed with this topic, because I feel that rambling adds nothing but words. You can tell that some people really hate it, and you need to stop fucking rambling your mouth! It annoys people, and you make yourself a dumbass.

It makes no sense why people ramble a lot? Maybe they really need something to say to pass the time? I'm not qualified to talk about that, but it's obvious people who ramble can be bitches. Like man, CAN YOU FUCKING TALK ABOUT SOMETHING USEFUL AND DIFFERENT????!!!!!!!! ITS STUPID!!!

Also, I ummmmm really hate ramblers. Annoying, dumbasses, fags, whores, simps, weirdos, and big mouthed scum bags. Not joking, now fuck off, you incoherent fools. Leave my sight and never come back! BOOOO 👎!!! GOOD LUCK SURVIVING MY COCK BLAST!!! Btw I love you all except the rambling buffoons.

But yeah, overall, fuck ramblers! They smell disgusting too. I hate the re*ards who thinks rambling is normal. Nah, that's you. Stfu bitch.

Yeah, fuck ramblers.
I love rambling.
by MyHairyNutsackRomance July 21, 2024
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Rambling Asshole

A "rambling asshole" is someone who goes on long, incoherent, or self-indulgent tangents while being dismissive, condescending, or rude to others. Their speech often centers on themselves or their opinions, disregarding others’ input or feelings. They tend to dominate conversations with little regard for how their tone or words impact the group.
"They were so obnoxious—just nonsense and buffoonery. I told them they couldn’t vape in my car, and you’d think I had demanded they quit nicotine cold turkey; a real rambling asshole."
by DeSoLu December 9, 2024
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Rambling

Orgasming finishing cumming
Last night this girl had me rambling all over her ass
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Ramblaining

Rambling and explaining in an impassioned manner for any reasons that are actually really personal to that person and maybe you're being really judgmental by not listening. And another thing...
"Are you kidding me!? I just was talking about that! Ramblaining is when someone is trying to explain something to someone *else* but they end rambling about other stuff like..."
by zenstoner October 25, 2025
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X-Rated Spontaneous Ramblings

Ramblings that occur when one is extremely horny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.

Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck
Seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.
by crazyboy18 September 27, 2011
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