log roping

When you drop a log of poop on the floor and shoot a rope of cum on it.

“I did some log roping the other day, you wouldn’t believe how glazed my turd was!”

log roping by kaesui November 23, 2025

Rainbow Roping

“Rainbow roping” is a slang expression used to describe a particular act in which an individual ejaculates with enough force and trajectory to create a curved, rainbow-like arc over their head, ultimately causing the semen to land on their own buttocks. The term emphasizes the visual arc of the motion, which resembles the shape of a rainbow.

“rainbow roping is the highest weapon in noah’s arsenal”

Rainbow Roping by thomas the choo choi train March 15, 2026

Rowing 

The most phisically demanding sport, you will ever encounter. It's hard, exhausting and makes you feel like you want to collapse. Rowers get up every morning at 6 to go out in the freezing cold weather to row with there 'pogies'. Even in 12 degree weather, they walk around in a one piece lycra and a spandex top. During winter training, rowers train inside doing runs, circuits, weights and ergos which normally consist of 2k, 5k and the dreaded 30 minutes. 30 minutes are dread awful. It's hard to describe the pain of 30 minutes but most rowers are crying by halfway. Rowing is the greatest dport ever. Admit it. It's true.

"Hey I'm going rowing after this."
"In this weather? It's raining!"
"Hey, don't worry, I've got my full lycra and spandex kit to keep me toasty warm" ;)

Rowing by ROWINGBUDDIES222 February 13, 2012

Stanford Rowing Team 

Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.

A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.

"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"

Stanford Rowing Team by hickoryB October 21, 2013

Front Rowing 

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

Front Rowing by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

Laugh Raping 

When a person laughs way too long at another person, thus making the situation horrendously awkward for everyone.

That dumb broad in the corner keeps laugh raping my friend every time he tells a dead baby joke.

Laugh Raping by thatpersonyoudontknow January 29, 2010

raping recreationally 

a chosen "lifestyle"

raping recreationally is a chosen lifestyle so you MUST accept it lest you be wantonly labeled intolerant by those intolerant of intolerance

raping recreationally by be intolerant of perversion June 11, 2013