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Ass Roaster

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie.
Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy’s mom and sister last night.
I tried the ass roaster on Andy’s sister last night, and she enjoyed it thoroughly.
by Katie Fan 1 February 21, 2009
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Shit Roaster

A Person that takes a shit,or extracts shit from another persons ass and then Roasts it in an oven and feeds on it.
Dude: Guy I heard that guy cooks his own shit then eats it.
Guy:...that's fucking gross he's such a fucking Shit Roaster
by gaylordfacker March 21, 2009
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Roaster-coaster

When a person is performing oral sex on a man while simultaneously being entered from behind by another man (pig-roasting or spit-roasting). However, all of this is taking place on a moving roller-coaster. Roaster-coaster.
"I heard that Chad and Brad roaster-coastered some chick at Six Flags Fiesta Texas this weekend."
by NosmaNosma May 29, 2018
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red headed roaster

When you have unprotected sex with a red headed girl with a STD usually herpes. Then once you get symptoms such as the burning sensation when you pee.
"Dude I banged Sara last weekend and now it burns when I pee!"

- you mean Sara that red headed roaster??
by Big Dick Dan January 1, 2014
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Maine Roasters Coffee

The absolute dopest place to get yo sipppppp on. The employees are major hotties with a nack for making drank just the way you like it ;)

In the small town of Yarmouth, Maine.
I wish I could go visit Erin and Bea at Maine Roasters Coffee... they are the coolest.
by coffeebitchez January 30, 2010
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Oven Stuffed Roaster

The art of having anal sex with a heavily pregnant woman.
In her 9th month, and so horny she begged me to fill her bowels like an oven stuffed roaster.
by Preggo lover May 13, 2005
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Kenny Rogers Roaster

When one man insert his penis into a woman/man's mouth and another man inserts his penis into the same woman/man's vagina/asshole. The two men proceed to turn the woman/man clockwise around their penises, like a rotisserie chicken.
Me and this dude gave this nasty whore a Kenny Rogers Roaster, it was great team work.
by A stupid guinea July 7, 2010
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