Adam Ritter

Alternatively, the Adam Ritter can also be something to brag about. In fact many boys and men record, post, and compare their Adam Ritters in competition with one another with the largest recorded Adam Ritter from a female weighs 22 pounds and measures 28 inches and was produced from none other than Queen Elizabeth herself. However, this does not hold a candle to the largest Adam Ritter produced by a Male which weighed in at over 100 Katie Courics- Courics for short. A Couric is the standard measurement for Adam Ritters- one Couric weighs approximately 2.5 lbs. This massive 250-pound turd was produced anonymously and found via satellite on a deserted island in the Central Atlantic Ocean between New Guinea and Howland Island in the late 1930s. This Wonder of the world can be found at the Smithsonian between the T-Rex and Megalodon exhibits. It has its own room because it contains a slight gravitational pull due to its sheer mass. Conspiracy Theorists believe that the victim was actually engulfed by the massive Adam Ritter and is still trapped inside while some women believe that this was Amelia Earhart's last effort to signal a rescue plane before she died.

"I just completely brutalized that toilet with my massive Adam-ic Ritter Bomb, comparable to Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."

by Tippy Top G January 23, 2023

delaney ritter

The hottest girl in school that any one would fall for. Smart gorgeous and good looking.

Hey I heard your going out with Delaney Ritter.

by sharkawesome176 February 14, 2017

Tommy Ritter

Tommy Ritter was a guy who got called out publicly (via Worldstarhiphop.com) about desperately messaging a girl begging to eat her out... It got to a point where he messaged her every day for nearly a month and offered to pay her $70 if she'd let him. Basically, if someone compares you to Tommy Ritter they are calling you thirsty (desperately horny).

A: Bro that super sexy chick over there just turned me down but I'm about to go see what I did wrong and try again...

B: Nahh don't do that bro... Ol Tommy Ritter ass nigga...

by nottommyritter February 11, 2013

Jackson Ritter

He is such a dog, who has a small wennie and loves pee pee

JACKSON RITTER YOUR A DOG, AND YOU TOOK MY GF

by drinkbleach224 June 3, 2019

lilly ritter

Awesome YouTuber. Sweet, lovable, psycho

Lilly Ritter is an awesome YouTuber

by Ow my back hurts June 13, 2017

Kurt Ritter

1. Rhyming slang for 'the Shitter' i.e. the toilet. Used by employees of the Radisson SAS Hotel chain. It is a reference to Swiss national Kurt Ritter, the companys CEO since 1989.
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2. Rhyming slang for the anus. Also used by employees of the Radisson SAS chain for the reasons listed above.

1. I need to void my bowels. I'm gonna stop by the Kurt Ritter.

2. I've got a sore arse. My Kurt Ritter is killing me.

by dantechild October 15, 2006

Tyler Ritter

Someone who is so stupid beyond belief that you actually can't begin to fathom it. They have smoked and drunk themselves retarded, and have not gone to school since the 3rd grade. A Tyler will spend all hours of the day playing dumb violent video games, and only stop and think about the contents of their bellybutton or how big that girls tits are. Anyone that spells the word "really" wrong or thinks Geography is the study of blowing up Arabs, they are probably a Tyler.

"Ey gurl yew so buittefull yu make my hart beet blud." "Dude you're such a Tyler Ritter."

"Ah man, how do you spell 'cat'?" "T-Y-L-E-R R-I-T-T-E-R"

"What comes number comes after 3? Is it AK-47?" "Get your brain checked, you may be a Tyler Ritter."

by thelaughingbuddha June 3, 2013