ripes

Long for "rips", referring to puffing the chibba.

All these grav ripes are making me feel like eating some salmon pinwheels.

by java monster February 22, 2008

ripe

"when there young their just right" quote by 6ix9ine

their just ripe

by lebron jameees May 17, 2019

ripe

Anything that is dope, fresh, or funky. Generally followed by saying "Dos" in the proper fashion.

Guy: Do you like grits?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: Do you watch American Idol?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: Do you like chicken?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: That sh**'s ripe.... Dos

by Derek A.K.A. Carlos June 09, 2005

ripe

slang for being really drunk or high, used by kids from cambridge ontario. Usually ones who smoke cigarettes (hack darts), drink alcohol and smoke weed.

1."boys, im soo ripe right now!"

2."did you see that guy over there?"
"yeah, he must have been ripe!"

by Derk Dunbar May 19, 2009

Force ripe

A West Indian Term referring to young girls who dress up to look a lot older than their actual age.

Instead of saying: That girl isn't 18 she's only 12. She just dresses up to look a lot older.

You can say: That girl is force ripe

by Doobes October 16, 2007

Ripe Fart

A fart that has extreme potentcy. Requires cover of the mouth and noise.

Damn dude, that was a ripe fart

by Jake Carmel November 13, 2007

Keeping it Ripe

A state of being largely known but seldom understood.

Symptoms include: Smoking and drinking heavily, jam sessions, awesome parties, pathological badassery, crazy stories that actually happened, wacked-out dreams, convincing people you were in 'Nam, rediculous theories, acid ...flashbacks, deep conversations, deepening of consiousness, machavellian intelligence, and possibly other as-of-yet unnoted (or unexperienced) incidents of madness.

If you suffer from one or more of these symptoms, find your nearest ripe-keeper and, well, Keep it fuckin' Ripe

"Keep it ripe, bro."
"How ya been? Keeping it ripe?"
"Damn, dude, that's keeping it ripe at its best!"

by DreAddy February 06, 2011