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Last responders

The professionals who are the last people that provide care to a deceased individual. This group of people includes morticians, coroners, forensic investigators, religious professionals, cemetery workers, and thanatologists. Last responders are usually responsible for determining how someone died, giving the individual their last rights, setting up and performing the individual’s funeral, burial and or cremation, and providing care to the individual’s grave stone, assuming they were buried in a public cemetery, in the event individual’s family is deceased and or unable to do so.
The last responders determined that Nevil died from a drug overdose.
by Vanguard 1998 September 22, 2021
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stupid response

A phrase or setence of which used that is not appropriate or not rellevant to a question or statement. The stupid response tends to be some thing undescribably odd to read or look at and alsi tends to come from someone who is also stupid. Could also come from someone who is not paying attention to the conversation.
This is a stupid response (person 2):
Person 1:Man my best friend just got hit by 2 cars. one took off and the other guy stayed and helped. But he has a dislocated leg, broken spine broken hip and road rash.
Person 2:lol, nice :D or Awesome!XD
by Eunakritos August 3, 2006
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First Responder

The poop that follows the first cup of coffee you enjoy in the morning.
“Hold all my calls!” Chad proudly announced to the offfice as he ran for the unisex restroom... “I gotta First Responder!”
by Duke_Electra October 27, 2017
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doe response

a response, most commonly found in email, from a human being that would be more typically associated with a response from a young deer, or doe
I told you a great story and got this doe response.
by Pei U Sun May 14, 2010
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Cheeseburger Response

A Response to a question that is not a direct answer to the question asked, but instead is a response to a question that will be later asked in that particular line of questioning.
Bree: "Phillip, would you like me to meet you at the restaurant? or should I just pick some food up for us?"

Phillip: "Cheeseburger!"

Bree: "Wow, way to make a Cheeseburger Response."

or

Chase: "Sarah, would you like to go to the movies tonight? Or should we rent a movie and stay home instead?"

Sarah: "Inception was such a great movie, I want to watch it again!"

Chase: "That was a total Cheeseburger Response."
by Esahc Selkin December 23, 2010
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Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses

Debut full length album by American grindcore band, BRUTAL TRUTH.
Guy#1: Hey, what's your favorite Brutal Truth album?
Guy#2: Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses.
Guy#1: Me too!
by NuclearAssualtLover243 December 4, 2010
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serial slow responder

People who take forever to respond.
The phone must have disappeared from their hands the moment they sent their last txt.
4:03PM Friend A: Hey man so let's play tennis at 7pm yea?
8:18PM: Friend S: Yeah sounds good!
8:18PM: Friend A: Wtf dude?
10:20AM: LOL what
10:25AM: you're a freaking serial slow responder.
by 99cstore August 22, 2019
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