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Rehab gangster

A rehab gangster is a person currently in rehab who always talks about how hard and tough they are. All their stories are bullshit, and at heart they are a pussy.
That dude at that meeting is such a rehab gangster.
by Kingheroin March 12, 2018
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Rehab-mode

This is usually the condition you snap into when you return from a week-end of non-stop drinking and party-hardying in places such as Las Vegas or Havasu. Heck, you can even switch into “rehab-mode” after too much clubbin.
The act of hiding out for a minute just to snap back into normalcy and replenish your body with non-alcohol-based fluids.
Aw man I partied so hard in Vegas this weekend, I've gone into Rehab-mode, I can't drink, smoke, or hang out for a few weeks at least.
by Shantal Arechederra December 29, 2007
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Rehab Sunglasses

I saw three women in the supermarket wearing rehab sunglasses.
by Kayyyyyyyyleeh. May 2, 2008
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Rehab Christian

A person of Christian faith who was cycled through a faith based rehab program and now thinks it is their life’s mission to spread the word of god and convert all non Christian’s
“Since when has Tom been religious?”
“About 6 months ago when he went got busted with drugs and became a rehab christian
by Supmate5834 June 6, 2023
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but no matter how many starts I get, its always the same ending.
bojack horseman: i dont want to do thi-
gunner 1: ill shoot, dont test me
bojack horseman:.. rehab was supposed to be a fresh start
by bojackneedsabreak October 6, 2023
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Rehab Burritos

Rehab Burritos are Los Campos frozen green chile beef burritos, when microwaved emit a smell identical to that of drug rehab you just got out of.
Dude, these Rehab Burritos shit reminds me of rehab!
by MaeCutie101 November 21, 2011
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Rehab pussy

when you have some pussy that is so amazing you have to exile your self into self induced rehab. Rehab pussy generally comes from a blonde with a big ass and big fake tits. She often will say "whaddaya gonna do for me" before intercourse. You know right away this means you have to lick her whisker biscut if you wanna stick the biscut. You will put up no fight because it is like crack to an addict. She has you addicted so badly you will even let her cup her butthole with her hand and fart in it only to make you breathe it.
jeses, that is some rehab pussy right there, I had it once and next I knew I was breathing her farts.
by victim # 999 February 4, 2012
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