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R. Kelly

A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.
"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."
by JENN May 26, 2004
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r kelly

A r & b artist who wrote catchy hits such as " I believe I can fly " and "Feeling on your booty". He also alledgedly had sexual intercourse with a few minors.
R kelly says " They try to charge me but Im not guiillttyy"
by pootytang March 12, 2003
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R Kelly

Used in Street Fighter to describe the act of winning a round by Perfect, since the winner's health meter stays yellow and the win icon is denoted by a P i.e. the winner P'd on the opponent.
1. Damn, he lost the final round by R Kelly.
2. Crap, I got double R Kelly'd.
by DJ Totoro September 8, 2009
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R. Kelly

an unexperienced blackjack player at your table causing the entire table to lose by consistently hits and busts when the dealer has a 2-6 upcard.
Man, it was going real good till R.Kelly showed up.

OR

Damn he's hittin' more 14's and 15's than R.Kelly.
by pop_ajoe December 12, 2003
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R kelly

A dude given people golden showere
Jenny: James guess what i got a R kelly

James; i know i gave it to you
by Fuckerindapussy4 May 14, 2017
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r. kelly

A very talented singer that needs to check ID's before giving into temptation.
R. Kelly should have checked the ages of the girls he fucked on tape, but they were old enough to know right from wrong and knew better then to let someone degrate them no matter who the fuck it was!
by bigbadunk June 8, 2007
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R Kelly

GUY #1: "Dude that homie has can't rap..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."
by wez-1 September 4, 2005
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