oh my quiche

An exclamation of surprise or annoyance or amusement - can be used interchangeably with any of the exclamations beginning with “oh my”, except better, and pays tribute to a delicious kind of pastry

S: can you beLIEVE what J said to me in class today?? He just keeps interrupting me! He thinks he knows everything!!
A: oh my QUICHE he is so annoyingggg

by palmtree566 September 26, 2020

Quelch

A quelch is a vaginal burp similar to a queef. A quelch is common among those that sport gunts and frequently suffer from yeast infections. A wet quelch produces a frothy gelatinous discharge that can be used as substitute for bug repellent. The smell of the quelch ranges between that of rotten rutabagas and orangutan feet. If you encounter a quelch immediately flush all exposed orifices and induce vomiting. Elderly quelchs have been know to cause small dust storms in rural areas.

She quelched so hard she ruptured her gunt.

by Ruprech April 9, 2010

quichabitchin

A mix of the three words, Quit-your-bitching. Used by rednecks to lazy to pronunciate for themselves.

Ya'll quichabitchen ya hear?

by Jimmy Blaze February 28, 2005

quitchabitchin

Shut the fuck up

Ay yo! Quitchabitchin!

by t-flo July 11, 2009

Quinch

When someone tries to hard to be funny; when someone roasts you

John: says a joke
Dan: "that's a quinch"

by Tapjr May 23, 2015

Quicha

To masturbate:

An alternative word for gwada

Damn, I really wish i could (imitating wrist movements) "quicha, quicha, quicha" right now.

Last night I caught Sam "quicha, quicha, quicha'ing" in my bed.

by Austin Wade Anderson October 27, 2008

quiche story

a fairly uninteresting story, usually told alongside a load of babbling and rambling on about something completely uneventful.

i ate a pizza while i was in spain, it was wild.

wow, that is such a quiche story!

by avu1380 January 18, 2011